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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Today’s my birthday and you can make it a good one by voting for me in three categories of the not-at-all-serious-and-therefore-highly-desirable Drysdale Awards, hosted by Grant Miller Media. Go to Grant’s site, check out the left side of the screen and vote for me for Blogger of the Year, Blog With the Most Overt Product or Service Endorsements, and Blog With the Most Swears.

Fuck you if you don't vote for me.

Last year, I was delighted to win Blogger of the Year and Blog That Is Clearly Paid to Endorse a Product or Service. In 2008, I won Blog With the Most Pictures of the Blogger and (my favorite category) Blog With the Most Swears. Both those years I did a great online campaign for votes — or, as one bitch called it, a “beg-a-thon” — and seeing as all my arguments still hold water, I’ll let you re-read all that shit now:

Convinced yet? You better be. Vote for me now. Seriously. Don’t make me come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth to get your attention.

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR ME, HOOKERS!

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35 Responses to “Go Ahead, Make My Birthday!”

  1. Eli says:

    Happiest of birthdays :)

    I celebrated the bf’s birthday yesterday and still going through withdrawals. Just voted for you too ;)

  2. Mary says:

    Voted yesterday. Happy, happy, happy birthday xoxo

  3. duckalicious says:

    voted, and I wish you the best birthday ever!

    umm, can I squeeze in a special request, too? (feel free to delete this if I’m being too big of a fucking spammer.) so, here goes, I invite eveerybody to watch our video for David Lynch’s new song and vote for it! here it is (you can also find the link in my last blog post):
    http://genero.tv/watch-video/21106/

  4. Charlene says:

    Done, done and fucking done. Happy birthday, fucking fantastic lady. :)

  5. mystyle says:

    Hi my dear-Happy Birthday Wishes to you and I’m off to vote now!! xx

  6. Sister Wolf says:

    Voted you for Best Blog and the other one, but NOT for swearing, motherfucker. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! xoxo

  7. Done, done, and done. Wishing you a bright red lipstick birthday full of great gifts!

  8. K-Line says:

    Ms. Wendy – Happy Birthday! I hope Mr. B takes you to a fancy NY restaurant to celebrate. (And that you show us photos tomorrow.) Off to vote now.

  9. Marian says:

    Happy Birthday Wendy honey! have a wonderful day sweetheart
    xx
    Marian.

  10. Happy Birthday Wendy. I have voted. Good Luck. And congratulations for making the list. Have a brilliant day. Xxxx

  11. Happy birthday! I’ve voted for you, I didn’t want to get my dick knocked.

  12. jennine says:

    happy birthday my sweets! it’s going to be the best day ever!
    :)

  13. maya says:

    Happy Birthday! You got my vote!
    xx
    maya

  14. Tina says:

    Happy Birthday!!!

  15. Happy Birthday!!! Maybe next year I can profile you on “Birthday”..that could be fun.

    Just casted my vote..will have my bf vote on his machine when he gets home. Good Luck!

    LC

  16. Marissa
    Twitter:
    says:

    Happy birthday, Wendy! I’ll be voting for you. The anti-spam word is chocolate – seems appropriate for a birthday girl. :)

  17. Sara says:

    Happy happy happy birthday!

  18. Alicia says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  19. Happy birthday and voted …

  20. anne c. says:

    Have a beautiful & wonderful birthday! ♥ & yes, voted xxx

  21. mai says:

    Voted! Happy Birthday!

  22. Winnie says:

    Voted! Hope you had an amazing birthday!

  23. SiouxsieL says:

    Just voted! Happy Birthday!

  24. done with the voting! happy birthday!!

  25. Lee Oliveira
    Twitter:
    says:

    You got my vote girl,
    Happy Birthday.. have a fabulous day and hope you will get spoiled
    LOx

  26. Happy birthday gorgeous, and of course I’ll vote for you!

  27. Audi says:

    Happy fucking birthday Wendy! I just cast my vote!

  28. Queen Marie says:

    Many Happy Returns Wendy xxx
    Am off to vote for you right now!

  29. Done, done, and done! Looks like you’re in the lead. Hope you win!

    Merry Christmas!

    ♥ V
    http://www.gritandglamour.com
    twitter: @gritandglamour

  30. Happy birthday. I’ve voted for you in all three categories.

  31. Lara says:

    Happiest belated birthday! Hope you had a wonderful day! Been off the grid for a week… still catching up!

  32. stacy says:

    Voted again… you’re still way ahead!

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