As I’ve been telling y’all, I have been nominated for three “prestigious” Drysdale awards: Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year. I deserve to win all three. Not only do I swear plenty myself, but I have created a product that helps other people live up to their full swearing potential. Look at what my Wendy Brandes Swear Rings have done for these gorgeous customers. Now they can really express themselves.
You see that, motherfuckers? I am swearing, promoting product and helping others simultaneously. Clearly I deserve three Drysdales. Go to Grant Miller Media and vote for me in all three categories on the left side of the screen. Then make your family, friends and co-workers do the same.
Once you’re done voting, you can start buying. Ever have trouble saying what you mean? Wish you could be more like Lisa and Poochie and just get it all off your chest? Buy the set of four sterling silver swear rings for $375 right from this post and your problems will be solved. The bands are adjustable so you can gently bend them to fit your fingers. These would also be a great one-size-fits-all holiday gift for the naughty people on your list.A All sales are final.
By the way, this is my very first “buy it now” post on the blog. Lots more to come!
Also, thanks to these awesome bitches for writing about the rings:
- Kingdom of Style
- Shoe Daydreams
- Racked LA
- The Periodic Elements of Style
- 2 Bitchez Deep
- 40 Is the New Fabulous
- It’s Unbeweavable
If you’re an awesome bitch who writes about me, let me know so that I can add you to the list.
Now buy some fucking rings!