… but it’s even better to win both my categories in the “prestigious” Drysdale Awards for blogging! First, I’d like to thank the little people. So, thank you, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman!
Also, thanks to all the blogging and non-blogging bitches who voted for me, albeit under duress. I will treasure my awards for Blog With the Most Pictures of the Blogger and Blog With the Most Swears always.
Finally, to my fellow nominees, I’d like to say: Kneel before WendyB! In your face, suckas! I rule! Oh, and you are all so very deserving and were worthy competitors and blah blah blah, insert more good-sport winner stuff here.
I am sadly unable to attend the glamorous awards ceremony in Chicago, but if I could attend, I’d probably look something like this at some point in the evening.
Time to start my campaign for next year’s awards!