I dropped by my pop-up shop space on Sunday to take some final measurements and found two lovely ladies in temporary residence, doing their own pop-up shop. The owners of Poppet Vintage and Tahir Boutique showed me their vintage wares, including this blouson Koos Van Den Akker Couture dress.
When I asked them to show me their favorite piece, they picked this polka-dotted Victor Costa.
I couldn’t believe my eyes when the dress was turned around to reveal … a small ass flower!
Tuesday is the last day for the vintage pop-up shop, so if you’re in New York and like vintage, get your ass (flower) down to 48 Greenwich Avenue near Perry Street (the Union Square subway station is very close) and check out the goods. If you go between 6 PM and 8 PM, you’ll get wine and cheese, too. Just don’t forget to come back on Friday or Saturday for MY pop-up shop!
Speaking of ass flowers, during the summer, a self-described “uptight” friend of mine said I shouldn’t say “ass” on the blog. She said it would be classier if I pretended to be British and said “arse.” I’m going to offer her a compromise: I won’t change “ass” to “arse” but I will upgrade “class” to “clarse.” Does that work for everyone?
Shop N' Chomp says
βclassβ to βclarse”….LMAO!
The Preppy Princess says
Oh Miss Wendy, I would so love to have been there, I adore vintage! Despite all efforts at ‘downsizing’, the rolling racks here at the Prepatorium remain laden with treasures from the 40’s forward. It’s an illness really, I should probably be attending some 12 Step program, “Hello, my name is Princess and I can’t stop loving vintage apparel, accessories and textiles.”
Sigh. I wish more that I could be at your pop-up shop, but I can’t. Waaaaahhh.
I know it will be fabulous, and send you big smiles and loads of good thoughts! You are just such a treasure and such a star, you’re amazing.
pa
Hugs, grins, giggles, and hopes you have a blast!
tp
Iron Chic says
My parents hate when I say the “f” word on my blog.
Marta from With Love... says
Hahaha… the “arse” flower is quite a touch to that dress π
That’s for the tip I will check it out once I go to New York in few weeks!
tris1978ton says
That poka dot dress is adorable!
Alicia says
Yes, I much raaaaaaahthah prefer clarse.
sharon rose says
Hi my dear-love those vintage dresses and you are clarse personified!!
Serena :: Style on a String says
Ass flowers should NEVER exist when there’s clarse present.
Style on a String :: Because style has nothing to do with money.
Sher says
LOL! I run into arses all the time LOL!
Josephine says
that sounds like a fair compromise π although, I had no idea “arse” was classier than “ass”. where I come from “ass” is a donkey π
Duchesse says
I must parse on your invitation but look forward to photos of your pop-up. Does this make you a pop tart?
Kristin says
I’m guilty of using arse but was unaware that I was emulating the British. ah ha ha
Danielle says
ahh, what a great flower! π It’s times like these I wish I lived in NY! π
Sheila says
You don’t swear very much at all on your blog (not compared to last year) anymore, Wendy! Please, do continue your use of “ass”.
Sheena says
I love the arse flower! I really wish I lived in NY and I could stop by your popup shop and see all of the goodies.
Sally says
Works for me. Arse Flower just sounds clunky, so I think you’ve chosen a wise compromise.
janettaylor says
Polka-dot dress is awesome!
Xβ₯Xβ₯
Marian says
aaargggh wish i could visit your pop up shop! darn the distance.I know it will be every success!
thanks for b-day love honeyxx
marian
Midtown Girl says
OMG my spam word was clarse!!
Ok, I kid.
But that would have been pretty awesome now wouldnt it! LOL
Looking forward to your pop up doll π
Everybody Says Don't says
I’m really laughing! HA! Yes, Of course you can say Clarse..You’ve got clarse girl!….Love the dress too.
You made me think of a song from “Pal Joey” called “Zip” One line is –
“Zip! English people don’t say clerk, they say clark.
Zip! Anybody who says clark is a jark!” xxxx
hanako66 says
hahahaha ass flower, clarse! I think that the meds I am taking are making me loopy, but I can’t stop giggling.
Cindee says
you can never have too many dresses with ass flowers on them!!! too cute!
KD says
The ass flower on the dress is very high-clarse indeed.
lenorenevermore says
I can see that polka dots with knee high black boots…fab+fierce no?!
xo*
Gerri Ward says
OMG! I luv this post! This is what I have been missing for a month, being out of the blogosphere because of WORKING two jobs! Well I’m happy to be back and have my daily dose of WENDY BRANDES!:))
xoxox,
Gerrri
Miss Cavendish says
Oh, I’m a priss when it comes to naming women’s body parts–I like bottom and breasts; anything else makes me squirm. Other profanities or obscenities: carpe diem!
LiLu says
Oh god. If “ass” is unklassy I don’t even want to know what she’d think of my place…
AsianCajuns (Lauren) says
I love arse flowers! They are so clarsy! (I’m saying that with a cockney accent π
districtofchic says
Omigod, that first dress… the pattern… amazingness…
enc says
Were you talking about me when you mentioned the self-described “uptight” friend?
Wait a minute . . . I’m definitely “uptight” at times, but I don’t remember telling you to pretend to be British.
Now I’m flummoxed.
Tanya says
Ha, my anti-spam word was WENDYB!
I didn’t know arse was clarsier than ass and I love comparing American and British English (dual carriageway anyone?)
That polkadot dress is awesome!
kater says
Koos rules! I love his more 70s stuff and even this more 80s look. He never had enough pretension to be too mainstream after the media-love-in of the 80s. Have you seen the video of him on stylelikeu? He’s adorable and committed to the outsider artist perspective. Diane Fres, Koos, and Thea Porter really made the jolie laide post-hippie vintage nightmares of my dreams.
“Clarse” reminds me of the St. Louis American accent, wherein older people say “farty” instead of forty and “harse” instead of horse. Not vurry clarsey.
Gem Fatale says
Hahaha clarse!
I think ass is 100% cooler than arse.
x
miss sophie says
HA! ass flower is totally apropriate…and needs to make its way into the fashion lexicon STAT.
clarse is genius! π
Miss Janey says
Clarsey.
UnoCosa says
such great idea – i love the pop-shop!!! xx
Lynette says
Oh, my dear WendyB. You’re such a classy-ass-act, you Jezebel you! I’m laughing my very own clarse-y arse off at your well-spoken, humorous post. Well, I thought that would sound cute, but I’m not at all sure that I want my rear-end called those two odd-sounding and looking words, even if my rear-end isn’t much to look at these days.