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Saturday, August 16, 2014

It’s Madonna’s 56th birthday today and in honor of the big event I did something I’ve been wanting to do for a long time — photograph as many of my Madonna tour t-shirts as I could find. Here is Henry the dog inspecting 14 concert shirts.

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The oldest shirt is from 1990, in the top left corner. I’ve seen Madonna on every tour she’s done since 1985, so I’m missing two earlier shirts: 1985 and 1987.  I went to the 1985 show at Radio City Music Hall in lieu of my high-school prom, so I’m sure I got a shirt to mark such a momentous occasion. It could have been lost in my move back east after my freshman year at Northwestern University. One of the boxes I shipped home never arrived, and it contained my 80 rubber Maripolitan bangles — bangles just like the ones Madonna wore. I wouldn’t be surprised if my t-shirt was in the same box. In 1987, I went to a special charity show that Madonna did to benefit the American Foundation for AIDS Research. I have the program from that, but no shirt. Strange. For some other tours, I have two shirts, one for each show I went to.

A more recent acquisition that’s missing from the photo is my Yankee Stadium hoodie from 2012.  Where is that thing? I’m going to have to turn the apartment upside down looking for that. It’s got to be here somewhere.

Anyway, this represents nearly all of my wearable Madonna memorabilia, recorded for posterity at last. I guess the time I was “thisclose” to her Madgesty at an Oscar party in 2006, I could have made small talk by saying, “Hey, I have a lot of shirts with your face on them.”  Weirdly, I had no desire to talk to her. I didn’t want to ruin our relationship with an awkward conversation. I just want to see the queen on stage. That’s enough for me!

UPDATED TO ADD: Thanks to my friend Peter for letting me know that I originally and incorrectly wrote that Madonna was 55 instead of 56. Oh, the shame! I didn’t mean to deprive the world of one year of Madonna’s life!

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6 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Madonna!”

  1. Catherine says:

    My husband has been badgering me for YEARS to always buy the t shirt at a concert. They are so expensive! But I caved and now I even buy multiples, like you do. I bought 2 shirts for this year’s James Taylor concerts (both so awesome.) My oldest shirt isn’t even mine. It’s a 1987ish Tina Turner concert shirt I stole from my cousin. On another topic, I was hoping you read the op-ed piece by Kay Redfield Jamison in NYT about suicide. Robin Williams is still heavy on my mind.

  2. Stephanie Loudmouth
    Twitter: theloudermouth
    says:

    This is so cool! I didn’t drink or do drugs in high school, so I spent all my money on concert tees. I have no idea where they are now, though. Probably still at my parents’ house. I also don’t know what to do with them, but they’d probably be fun to look through.

    • WendyB
      Twitter: WendyBrandes
      says:

      I bitterly regret throwing out my FRANKIE SAYS RELAX t-shirt. What was I thinking? And all my Duran Duran shirts #crying

  3. stacy says:

    You finally did the tee shirt thing! :-)

    My anti-spam word is madonna… did you set them all to say that?