I was cleaning out my nightstand and discovered this greeting card I bought at the Saatchi Gallery in London last summer. I remember being in being thoroughly entertained by the greeting-card selection that day, but I wasn’t as amused when I rediscovered this today. In fact, I thought, “What asshat gave me this?!” I bought…
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Today Was a Good Day
Why was today better than all other days? Because Marcel the Shell With Shoes On has a new video out, at last. “Life’s a party, rock your body!”
“Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia”
While I was at the gym yesterday, Steve Martin’s 1978 novelty hit, “King Tut,” popped up on my iPod. I had to listen to it three or four times. I love that song! Then I raced home to look up the original Saturday Night Live performance. Click the screen cap below to view it. Steve…
Photobomb Level: Expert
Everyone else I know can give up on photobombing. My gorgeous sister Terri Berry is the all-time champion. From now on, this move should be known as the Terri bomb. For “level: expert” memes, click here. For more highlarious photobombs, click here.
Vogue Is Worried About Your Self-Esteem
Last night, Vogue tweeted: And followed up with this: BRB, gotta go take a heavily photoshopped belfie before I laugh my ass off!
US Airways and the Very, Very NSFW Photo
I’ve got the perfect necklace for the folks at US Airways, who sent out a tweet that personifies the meaning of “Not Safe for Work.” If you haven’t seen the photo, you can cautiously approach it via this Buzzfeed story. To give you a hint about what you’re going to see, Buzzfeed says the picture…
I’m Waiting for the Obtuse Ottoman Sale
I am amused by a giant sign in the window of a Manhattan furniture store. How do they know the sofas aren’t stupid, though? Have IQ tests been given? What if the sofas are street smart and not book smart? And has anyone thought to check the sofas’ emotional intelligence? So many questions here.
I Love My Peeps
I’m trying to clean up my computer desktop, which is almost as messy as my real desktop, and that’s saying a lot. I just like to keep files there (on the computer) for easy access. Screencaps are among the things that pile up. I laughed out loud when I saw this screencapped tweet from gorgeous…
Why Ke$ha Does Penis-Shaped Jewelry and I Don’t
Let me say right off the bat that I like the singer Ke$ha. Think you don’t know her? You probably do; you couldn’t escape “Tik Tok” a few years ago. I’m entertained by Ke$ha’s dirty-girl image. I was into it when she wore a trash bag to the 2010 MTV VMAs, a la Debbie Harry….
You Won’t Regret Reading This Story
Today, MrB was reading something online and chuckling. “You have to read this article,” he said to me. “What’s it about?” I asked. He replied, “You have to see for yourself.” CLICK HERE TO READ THE STORY.