Does this Antik Batik dress qualify me for the Don’t Show-Cha Your Chocha feature, Winona? Hello! Goodbye! I wore this to a dinner for the Overseas Press Club Awards last night, where I had the pleasure of bumping into glamorous author Tracy Quan. Tracy and her friend Keith. MrB gave the keynote speech with Fernando…
Cute/Funny/Weird
The Blair Pig Project and the BBD
Instead of flying back to New York from Paris on Monday, we stopped in Washington, DC, for the annual dinner of the Atlantic Council. Fernando was hoping to see a monument or two, but sightseeing was canceled after Air France temporarily misplaced the luggage, leading to all sorts of logistical problems.We still made it to…
An American Pig in Paris
A few more Paris photos from Fernando von Bakonstein. It was spring… We took some family snapshots… Chillaxed at the hotel… and rode the Metro. “Those Marc Jacobs shoes are fugly,” thought Fernando, “but they do complement my complexion.” Alessandra says that the French are gaga for Castaner espadrilles. The luggage-misplacing surrender monkeys at Air…
Back in New York
I swear to God, this is a picture of Fernando von Bakonstein (pinkish blotch in foreground) and Lauren Bacall (blurry lady in background) at a dinner for the Tribeca Film Festival. I don’t know when I’ve ever seen so many famous people in one place! In addition to Bacall, I ogled Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David,…
Ham? Oh!
The iHog visits Versailles.
iHog at the Eiffel
A view from across the Seine Up close and personal
Fernando Does Dinner in Paris
My bouche is totally amused Humph. Tom is hogging this photo. Alessandra has a good pig on her shoulders. Bring on the dessert, bitches! Next stop: Betty Ford Clinic? Stay tuned for more Parisian adventures with Fernando von Bakonstein!
Fernando Does Lunch in Paris
This place looks fancy. Show me the menu! You brought your wallet, right? This tart cost HOW MANY EUROS?!?!? Stay tuned for more Parisian adventures with Fernando von Bakonstein!
Accessories Hunter in Paris
OMG, you guys! I’m totes like the Sartorialist. Check out the cool tights on this girl on the bike. Seen outside the Louvre, while getting iHog ready for his photo op This lady had some eye-catching boots. Outside the Grand Palais Here’s a better shot of them. Voila!
The iHog Does Paris
Fernando von Bakonstein here, reporting from Paris, where I’ve been pigging out a bit. This one’s for Carol. Place de la Concorde The Louvre A view of the Eiffel Tower from the Tuileries Mon Dieu! This isn’t funny! This town is bad for pigs Those shoes are too big for me, alas. The fashionable Avenue…