Last year, when I wrote about my 9/11 experience here, I mentioned how — adding minor insult to major injury — Bumpe the cow disappeared from my abandoned office at Lehman Brothers. Bumpe Let’s take a moment to reflect on the type of person who loots a stuffed cow (as well as laptops, loose change…
Cute/Funny/Weird
Oh. Henry.
I managed to fall asleep “early” tonight (before 1 a.m.). Guess who woke me up at 3 a.m. to ask me for a drink of water and a stroll? Now I can’t fall back to sleep. While I’m awake, I may as well thank gorgeous blogger Skybluepink for giving me this award. I heart you…
Thank You, Levi Johnston’s Penis!
Yesterday, this blog got its highest traffic ever thanks to people searching for the kid who sperminated Sarah Palin’s daughter. Levi Johnston, baby daddy Maybe I’ll get lucky and he’ll knock up some other chick soon. It bet he will because he has the Kevin Federline vibe. He’s totally got the magic hillbilly sperm. All…
Levi Johnston’s Johnson
Levi Johnston is the teenager who knocked up Sarah Palin‘s daughter, Bristol. Levi should have kept his Levis on I hope the 60 seconds of bliss was worth all this hassle. UPDATED TO ADD: US Magazine has the obligatory quotes from his MySpace, including, “I don’t want kids” and “I’m a fuckin’ redneck…” I bet…
Dirty Unsexy Money
I paid for a recent transaction at the post office with a $50 bill. As the cheerful (kidding!) postal worker counted out my change, we both noticed some writing on one of the singles she gave me but neither of us paused to look closely. It was only after I got home that I carefully…
Tag, I’m It.
Fashionfillers tagged me to write six random facts about myself. Hopefully I’m not repeating anything I’ve said before. I don’t like going to the movies unless I’m convinced I’m going to see something exceptional. (We saw Man on Wire last week and it was exceptional. See it!) I’ve seen Madonna at least once during every…
A Conversation With My Sister
WendyB: I really don’t like to hear most people’s opinions.Terri Berry: (silent)WendyB: I just don’t care what they think.Terri Berry: (silent)WendyB: I guess that makes it sound like I don’t like people very much.Terri Berry: You never did! WendyB and Terri Berry in 2007She knows me well!
Career Options
Today’s my lucky day. There is a “quality control technician” job opening at Cadbury. But does “organoleptic testing” mean “eating candy”? Because I could do that. Here’s the description: Provide laboratory technical support for all product preparation and production areas, with respect to the physical, chemical, and organoleptic testing of raw, packaging, and finished product….
This Look Should Be Saved for the Beach
Marc Jacobs-designed clothes are better than Marc Jacobs without clothes. Please get dressed, Marc Jacobs. This isn’t the first time Marc has aggravated me and I’m sure it won’t be the last, considering he’s planning to get a tattoo that says, “Shameless.”
OMFG!
Look at the license plate.Photo by WendyB FYI, if you want to LYAO, go see the highlarious Tropic Thunder. Tom Cruise steals the movie, which, by the way, makes fun of people who make movies. It doesn’t mock retarded people, despite the controversy folks have tried to drum up about that — the humor is…