Hanukkah isn’t over yet and I figured since I did a holiday post for the goyim, the Jews should get one too. Thanks to La Belette Rouge for pointing out this parody of Light My Candles from Rent. When I watch one of these things, I’m never sure which makes me laugh harder — the…
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Happy Holiday, Goyim!
Every December 25, I get into the holiday spirit by reminiscing about an idiot I knew in my freshman year of college. This self-described born-again Christian once went into a rant about the secularization of Christmas as symbolized by the use of “Xmas.” She thought that evil secular people had X’d the “Christ” out of…
Booked and Tagged
Quite some time ago, Sharon Rose told me I must “open the nearest book to page 46, write out the fifth sentence on that page, and also the next two to five sentences.” I like the vagueness of the “two to five” thing. It’s like the originator of the tag was into it at first…
Marc Jacobs Hates Me
Marc Jacobs is trying to drive me crazy. Here’s the evidence. Photo borrowed from the sexy bitches at The Fashion Time Magazine,who borrowed it from the sexy bitches at Harper’s Bazaar,who didn’t borrow it from anyone. Remind me to avoid shaking his hand. UPDATED TO ADD: I just got the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar…
The Arm Question is My Favorite.
I could survive for 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor Created by Bunk Beds.net Here’s another highlarious thing from the same dude: Beware of the kitteh!
Vegetarians Are Cruel
People get all protective of baby seals and KFC’s chickens, but does anyone ever spare a thought for the poor tofurkey? No! Brace yourselves for a sickening sight. This is an actual tofurkey pleading for its life. Seconds after this photo was taken, the innocent tofurkey was slain and eaten by a vegetarian. Illustration by…
Giving Thanks
In honor of Thanksgiving, gorgeous blogger Miss Janey asked me to tell my readers what things I’m grateful for. I could be really sincere and mention family, friends, health, a roof over my head, food to eat, and so on. But then I would have to slap myself for being annoying and obvious. So here…
Dame Is Two Letters Away From Dumb
When my former dream client, actress Helen Mirren, said some shizz about date rape to GQ earlier this year, I didn’t say anything because I never read the original article (of course, neither did the majority of the people who were crapping their pants about it). From what I read about the article, it seemed…
Krazy Katt
When my new hero, comedian Katt Williams, forgot to show up for Conan O’Brien and got himself arrested on gun charges all in one week, I assumed the hilarious mofo was hitting the crack pipe a little too hard. Katt Williams says, “Use crack in moderation!” Instead it seems Katt done gone crazy and might…
Tag Guilt Is Accumulating
Gorgeous blogger Jobless and Jaded tagged me, which reminded me I have umpteen tags to respond to. I feel so guilty! But I’m going to respond to hers now because it’s relatively easy. The rest of y’all will have to keep waiting. Sorry! Five things in my bag/purse: Blackberry Business cards MAC Lasting Lust Business…