Gorgeous blogger Pretty in Black tagged me to write about five albums that changed my life. Trivia: I had the first four on vinyl. 1. Parallel Lines by Blondie was one of the first albums I ever owned. As I recall, my grandfather Sam got it for me when I was about 11. I can’t…
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Crack Dude Thinks I’m a Slacker
Whenever my friendly neighborhood crack dude sees me near my apartment in the late afternoon, he says, “Worked a half-day, huh?” But who is he to criticize? Last year, he promised that he’d meet me at my office and take me to lunch. I’m still waiting for my free lunch, crack dude.
I Think Sartre Would Agree
Stepson to WendyB, last night: “Hell is a DVD, a DVD player and ten remotes that don’t work.” We never did get to watch the movie.
Question of the Day
What’s the appropriate reaction when someone’s personal story is weirdly similar to a scene from a movie? Do I assume it’s a genuine case of life imitating art? Or do I give in to my urge for a small popcorn and a medium Diet Coke? It wasn’t this scene; I just like this picture.
Analyze This
I dreamed that Heather Mills was doing a clothing line for Topshop … and that I was the publicist for it. Heather Mills
Dyslexic Search Term of the Day
Search term: “Suck Dicking.”My response: You’re doing it bass ackwards! AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: SandraD of Debutante Clothing, thanks for featuring me as your Vintage Style Muse today!
A Tip of the Top Hat
Those of you who like hair doodads and top hats should check out the Victoria & Albert museum shop. The top-hat hair clips are £8 and the bands are £12. If only 3D will do, BratBoutique sells mini top hats on Etsy. Separately, I tip my imaginary hat to TokyoBunnie for finding the cuteness that…
Gmail Ad of the Day
I have no idea why this appeared next to an email conversation with my friend Monika. Monika, do YOU know? Picture of Syphilis Find Picture Of Syphilis at Great Prices.www.Pronto.com Or maybe we should ask the person we were talking about! If this post has whetted your appetite for syphilis, you can get a plush,…
My Blog Spot
Gorgeous blogger Winona of Daddy Likey created her own tag called Show Us Your Blog Spot. I usually don’t bother posting the rules for tags, but I happen to like Winona’s, so here they are: 1. Once you are tagged, post a picture of where you blog. This might mean a picture of your cozy…
Favorite Hair
I got my hair cut yesterday, but didn’t feel like taking a picture. Instead, I’ll show you my 1995 hair. Back then, my hair guru, Keith Carpenter (who also did my hair yesterday), and I decided I needed the curliest perm possible — a chemically-induced ‘fro. Keith’s colleague did the perm reluctantly while Keith and…