I need a restraining order, y’all. I’m not just worried about whoever Googled “Wendy Brandes home address.” (By the way, it is 123 Main Street, Noway, Nohow. The zip code is Get The Hell Out Of Here.) I need a restraining order to keep Dr. Phil away from my favorite sticky-fingered client, Britney Spears. I…
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I Will Have Crazy Traffic After This Post*
Holy Coco’s ass, people! You’ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your Chinese dog like Ian Curtis in Kova & T latex leggings, Kanye West sunglasses, and an Anne Boleyn necklace. However, I cannot confirm whether Kelly Valen wears J. Crew sweaters. *Dedicated to my most popular search…
Whoa! Back It Up!
Believe it or not, this fall I missed some important moments in the life of my idol, Coco, and her ass. 10 things you can do with Coco’s ass Ass video Halloween ass I resolve to be a more diligent Coco fan in the year 2008. UPDATE TO ADD: Late-breaking Coco.
Kova & T, Now With More Latex!
I finally checked out the website for Kova & T (of latex leggings fame) and discovered that the Spring 08 collection is full of latex! Someone simply MUST try on that unitard and send me a photo! The latex unitard from the Kova & T website. Who is going to be my real-life model? In…
The Week in Review
Special correspondent PPIEW has taken it upon herself to sum up this week’s posts in pictures, as a courtesy for those people who are reading-impaired. Big head. Little arms. Boob bow. Coco. Boob bow. Argyle. Rings that are so big you can wear them as necklaces. There. Now you’re all caught up.
Rated M for Mature Audiences
I’m in heaven! My idol, Coco, is topless in public. Her normally adoring pimp, Ice-T, doesn’t look that happy even though Coco appears to be reaching for his unit. What could be going on here? Inquiring minds want to know! Previous Coco posts: Hello, Dolly! The Fame Clock Is Ticking Obsessions: Some Old, Some New…
Boob Bowz? LOLZ!
My friend Jane suggested that since I successfully brought butt bows back, I should now tackle boob bows. Apparently, Anne Hathaway had a tough time with the boob bow sitch earlier this year. Jane has a now-dormant blog called Boycott the Bag. It had many smart and funny ideas in it, but let’s face it….
WendyB Called; She Wants Her Look Back
Penelope Cruz! The style phone is ringing for you! How dare you attempt a lolWendy bow on your gown? CLICK HERE TO SEE PENELOPE’S BUTT BOW. lolWendy kthxbai!
Ten Paces, Turn and Fire
This is for Pistols at Dawn, who dared to say latex was “hot on ladies, scary on dudes.” Well, think again, PAD! David Lee Roth is here to prove you wrong! Embed from Getty Images Apologies accepted.* Quite a few years ago, I spent a pleasant evening with David Lee Roth after meeting him in…
Sale on 14K Gold! Plus Coco!
I am in the mood to clean house . Rejoice, the cleaning mood comes but rarely. Ask my husband. Anyway, I have a few moderately priced 14K pieces that I did not design but did, of course, pick out personally to tempt my gorgeous clients. I only have one left of all of each of…