My gorgeous client Alyssa, commenting on my jewelry’s popularity with naughty girls Britney and Lindsay, says, “Maybe you should set up shops in the exclusive rehab places they all go to. Jewelry is a healthier addiction!” She adds, “Personally, I think an ankle monitoring device ‘cover-up’ would be a hot seller.” In addition to being gorgeous, Alyssa is clearly a marketing genius. Somehow, I’m getting the feeling that Amy Winehouse will be buying from me soon.