On December 25, I normally wish my readers a “Merry Titmas” and bless them with a photo of vintage pin-up star Bettie Page. However, in light of the persistent right-wing lie about a “war on Christmas,” here’s a Merry Christmas montage from Barack and Michelle Obama.
For contrast, here’s the supposed savior talking to a seven-year-old child.
Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?" pic.twitter.com/VHexvFSbQ1
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 25, 2018
And, fuck it, here’s Bettie Page anyway.
Happy Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and Titmas and Season’s Greetings and Winter Solstice too. If only there was an appropriately accessorized Bettie Page image for all occasions!