Here are my initial reactions to some of the search terms that bring people to this blog.
“Life is full of disappointments.”
Yep.
“Why does Steven Tyler have scarves tied to his microphone”
It’s purty.
“Empress Wu photo”
There were no cameras in the 700s. Idiot.
“Can’t wear underwear”
Why? Religious reasons or allergy?
“My husband has a tiny cock.”
Get in touch with R. Murdock.
“Wearing rings handjob”
Ouch.
“Wendy get with it”
Mom! Get off my case.
“fetish wear horse latex boot”
Um. What?
Lynn says
It’s fun having a blog,eh?
This is hilarious, I bet the search terms make your day everyday! Or most days…
Miss Woo says
I’m intruiged by the “fetish wear horse latex boot”, horse feet?
Dale says
Thank you for the graphic, I would have had to expend energy searching Murdock Cock.
Frasier says
Hi Wendy
Crazy stuff!!!
Its funny though!!
I will probably continue the other two blogs and will visit your blog through the other i.d s!!!
Vintage bunny/frasypoo
KiKi says
those are hilarious
Wendy says
Hilarious! I laughed out of my chair.
Olga says
oh no! hilarious!
why don’t i get any cool search terms to my blog?????
enc says
Always amusing. I love the cover of that book.
Maybe there’s an idea in there for your next project: a handjob-friendly ring line?
I’m not touching that last one with a ten-foot pole.
Miss J. says
wearing ring handjobs? hmmm…business opportunity girl. Create one now!!! lol.
Besos!
PinkPiddyPaws says
Holy crap!!! I stopped doing searches for my ex-husbands tiny cock a long time ago. Sorry babe..someone else must be with him now.. ha..ha.ha.. 🙂
WendyB says
ENC, MissJ…whatever design helps me get ahead 😉
PPP …I’m shocked. Your ex had a small male chicken?! :-O
Natasha says
how did you figure out which search terms led people to your blog? I am so new at this stuff. 🙂
WendyB says
Natasha, Google Analytics and Feedburner are two of the things that can show you your search terms. I’m sure there are a million more! I think Feedburner is easy to use. Go to feedburner.com and check it out.
riz says
You should subtitle your blog, the last query search!! ha.
sorry i’m perverse…
C.J.B. says
Well if they stuck around, you would probably have one of the most eclectic readerships out there!
cotton candy says
lmao! you’re amazing!
evie says
oh dear… can’t wear underwear is probably a health related issue
pistols at dawn says
These are all classics. I like that people who want info on Steven Tyler and handjobs can come – figuratively, weirdos – here to learn more.
enc says
Grooaaan, that pun!
Prêt-à -Porter P says
lol!
Laila says
hey, kind of like Inadvertently Ask Daddy Likey
ttp://daddylikey.blogspot.com/2007/09/inadvertently-ask-daddy-likey.html
WendyB says
Yes, but not as good as that. Winona is the best!