If you need an emergency Valentine’s Day card, I suggest that you print out this romantic message from rapper Hi-Rez.
Happy Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/QqnMrbuLMA
— Hi-Rez (@HiRezTheRapper) February 14, 2018
Who wouldn’t be charmed by that missive? Especially when you point out that Hi-Rez is wearing the awesome nameplate necklace I made for him …
… and that your Valentine will receive his or her own fantastic piece of Wendy Brandes jewelry very soon. In fact, it’s in the mail. Yeah, go ahead and blame the delay on me, but order something fast. I can’t cover for your lazy ass forever! That said, I feel sorry for you, so if you email me at info at wendybrandes dot com with the words “I messed up!” in the subject line, I’ll give you a special discount. “I wanna treat myself!” will also work.
You can also treat yourself to Hi-Rez’s iconic rapped McDonald’s order.
Nearly 49 million views on that! Nice job, Rez.