Valentine’s Day is coming up — and not everyone is too happy about that. But cheer up! Just because you’re single doesn’t mean you have to miss out on great jewelry. I’ve got waaaaay better options for single-lady self-gifting than a standard right-hand ring. Or you can turn it into Gal-entine’s Day by getting omething sparkly for your best gal pal. Order now, and I’ll deliver these anti-Valentine’s Day designs in time for you to wear them on February 14.
Don’t want to see excessive PDA that day? Tell those annoying couples to get a room by flashing your GTFOH necklace (available in silver or gold).
GTFOH necklace in 18K gold. Click to purchase.
Dread hearing about big bouquets of roses? The STFU necklace is for you.
STFU necklace in sterling silver. Click to purchase.
For the past 10 days, gorgeous customers have been mentioning their anti-Valentine’s-Day feelings while purchasing the middle finger emoji-inspired single stud they spotted on Elle.com. Appropriately, these earrings can be bought as singles. Not everything needs to be in a pair, right?
My favorite emoji-inspired design in sterling silver. Click to purchase.
No need to despair if you’re not ready to brave the single-earring trend yet. Of course, you can get yourself a pair of middle fingers. You can also wear my deliberately mismatched “Screw You” studs.
“Screw You” studs in 18K gold. Click to purchase.
If you want to wear your heart on your lobe, but not in the “hearts and flowers” kind of way, go anatomical.
Anatomical heart single stud in sterling silver. Click to purchase.
There’s a pill emoji single stud to wear if Cupid gives you a headache.
Pill emoji single stud in sterling silver. Click to purchase.
Other anti-Valentine’s Day options are my IDGAF necklace, swear rings, gun emoji singe stud earring, and a pair of ax studs in silver or gold. And for those of you who love the middle finger emoji stud but don’t have pierced ears, I’ve got something brand-new: middle finger emoji necklaces.
Sterling silver. 16″ chain.
This design is so fresh that it’s not on my website yet. If you want to order the necklace, holla at me at wbjewelry at hotmail dot com and I’ll take care of you. Only two necklaces are available for immediate delivery, so act fast!
YOUR BLOG POST TITLE JUST MADE ME LOL! literally! love it. and love that you cater to all types. valentine’s day can be quite a drag, whether you are involved or not. then again i guess it can be fun. allegedly. hahahahah!
Sometimes, you have to make your own fun. A lot of times, actually!
I love the middle finger necklace! What a great new addition to your collection, and a really great Anti-Valentine’s idea.
Gotta take care of the people who don’t have pierced ears!
Is it hypocritical to be “in love” with anti-Valentine’s Day jewellery?? Your designs are hilarious (although I will sheepishly admit that I needed the help of the Urban Dictionary to decipher the first two!!) Now I just need to “grow a pair,” as they say, so I’ll be brave enough to wear them!! Let me work on it!!
Start with something “safe” like the punching fist emoji! http://www.wendybrandes.com/store/products.php?product=Punching-Fist-Emoji-Stud-Earring
I am loving the new middle finger necklace! I wonder if anyone would say anything if I wore it around the office…
“Oh, here comes Mean Teen!”