You know when you’re shopping for clothes or shoes and you see something awesome but then you think, “If I got that, I’d need a whole new wardrobe to go with it”? Well, because I’m a helpful person, I have a list of accessories that you’ll require if you’re considering buying these Jeffrey Campbell shoes from Urban Outfitters.
These are real and NOT an April Fool’s Day prank. Click to purchase for $180.
I recommend tons of Ecstasy, a couple of gallons of water, a neon baby t-shirt with a slogan on it, a candy necklace, glitter makeup, a pink wig, LED gloves, a glowstick, a baby pacifier, fuzzy legwarmers and a backpack with a face on it.
This backpack from RaveReady is out of stock, unfortunately.
Just writing this post makes me feel like I popped a molly. I’m sweatin’ like Trinidad James in his song “All Gold Everything.” Woo! (Video is NSFW or delicate-flower-type people.)
“I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM
March 22, 2013
THESE SHOES ARE PERFECT!!! I want to wear them to my wedding that’s how much i love them. They’re comfy (a little hard to get used to because of the height) but they’re easy to walk in and also perform cartwheels in. I’m wearing them to my gymnastic meet this upcoming friday (GO DAZZLERS!!) PLEASE BUY THESE SHOES AND DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE A WOMAN PROUDER OF THE HUMAN POPULATION.”
She’s got me convinced. You?
I can’t have those shoes unless I have that gold shopping cart and bicycle from the video too. But I DO loooove those shoes, for maybe one hour.
Yeah, you need ALL the accessories!
Hilarious post, darling!
Happy April!
xoxox,
CC
Always happy when you stop by!
That is the scariest f’n backpack….
The shoes give me flashbacks of clubkids riding the train and trying to remain upright on similar platforms. So thanks for that 🙂
My pleasure!
Plz, Spice Girls, been there, done that, bought the t shirt. Now the massive platform boots I bought from Hot topic in the early 00’s – I’d still kill for another pair of those (in fact, they still sell them! http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Shoes/Boots//Demonia+Stacked+Strap+Boots-465676.jsp)
I like THOSE boots!
I do too! I wish I hadn’t let someone indefinitely borrow them (who then moved to Georgia and lost contact)… Ah well, I do miss being tall. 6 inch platforms make a girl happy.
A lesson learned: no shoe lending!
Hahaha 16 people found the review helpful X-D I’m glad somebody likes them. I have no idea what occasion those would be suitable for..
Gotta love a good, mocking review.
How appropriate that my anti-spam word for this post was “disturbia”. You’re my favorite April Fool (esp if you get those shoes!! 🙂 Thanks for the great post!
Thanks for commenting. It feels like the old, pre-Twitter days when people comment now 😀