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No Need to Be a Sexy Cat This Halloween

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Wondering what to do for a Halloween costume? Thinking of going with that old stand-by: the sexy cat? No need! I have found the ultimate sexy costume. Behold! The sexy watermelon dress from Yandy.com.

Click to buy the sexy watermelon dress.

Yandy.com has every sexy Halloween costume option, including the sexy banana; the sexy skunk (that one’s for you, Jennine); the sexy straitjacket (aka Anita Sedative);  the sexy Platinum credit card (what? no black card?); and the sexy light-up Tinkerbell costume (the one after my own heart!).

I hope these sexy outfits appeal to some of you, because I’m scared of what else I might see on Halloween. Based solely and unscientifically on my blog analytics, this year’s most coveted costume is Old Gregg. I’m not sure how many glowing manginas I can tolerate.

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For those of you who haven’t yet been completely traumatized by Old Gregg, his tutu and his mangina … have at it.

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  2. I wish I hadn’t been introduced to Old Gregg. A friend sent it to me and I watched nearly the whole thing before realizing WTF IS THIS

    I’m laughing at the watermelon dress… I wish I had a costume for this year, but I don’t even know where my tiger ears or witch’s hat are.

    • I was traumatized when I first saw it. Then MrB was traumatized because I kept jumping out at him yelling, “I’m Old Gregg!”

  9. I once went out as a (very unsexy) hippo from Fantasia. The closest to these was the time I went as a slutty Snow White. And really that was just a shorter dress. The sexy watermelon-candy corn-popcorn crazy annoys the crap out of me. Maybe I’ll wear my dirndl again. Need to get my money’s worth out of that.

  10. Just when I thought you couldn´t get any cooler you just waltz in and write about Old Gregg. We should totally meet up and drink Bailey´s from a shoe.

  11. Hi my dear-wow, the watermelon dress is fun! I’m off to check out Old Gregg!! xx PS-loved your beret with the Ossie Clark dress xx

  12. Ah, the watermelon dress is quite scandalous…maybe genius for easy access? Um, did I just say that.

    I always go as a flapper…I have this killer fringed dress and amazing leather gloves red lips and I look like a tried,but somehow still look fashionable, if that is even possible for Halloween.
    C

  14. I am so glad you brought attention to the sexy watermelon. I have been getting ads from Yandy recommending that exact costume on Facebook for weeks.

  15. Sexy Spongebob still freaks me out the most!

    I would want to be Old Gregg for Halloween but I’m always a slutty video game character – it’s ok because its cosplay!

  25. that watermelon outfit is priceless!
    not as great as the gorilla/tutu with the man/girl parts lit up though
    thanks for putting a smile on my face this afternoon
    brett

  26. I am a huge fan of the mighty boosh–the creators of Old Gregg, etc. Much rather see that than the sexy stuff. I always wondered about those girls that did the sexy thing on Halloween. I was dressing more like Tippy Hendron in the Birds or Isadora Duncan. I guess I’m a freak too!