Just a few days after I took note of a plethora of “Wendy 4” searches, I looked at Feedjit and discovered that someone from Yarmouth, Nova Scotia, found my blog by Poodling the following (punctuation and capitalization are direct from Feedjit): “I saved 10 pandas and a koala bear by putting this picture of my awesome boobs on facebook…. i love nature and im weird.”
I recently wrote about big boobs and koalas, though not in the same post.
If this koala were awake, he'd be all like, "WTF?!"
I’m skeptical that a single pair of tittays could save 10 pandas, but just one koala. It’s like saying, “I saved 10 ostriches and one baby duck.” It seems easier to save smaller critters. If the search term had been about saving 10 koalas and one panda, I’d be more willing to believe the nature-loving, boob-posting, self-admitted weirdo.
What’s the strangest search term you other bloggers have seen lately?
This is a great blog post! I’m always fascinated by the hits I get. My favorite will always be: “sasha grey anal hook”
wow, that’s pretty hilarious! my blog is relatively new so, my search words aren’t as amusing 🙁
my stats aren’t working at the moment, but I will definitely check out mine… people are crazy, but we all know that 🙂
xoxo
Your post had me straight over to my Google analytics. Unfirtunately I must be very focussed on fashion and nothing else as all of my keywords are very much fashion related. The best it gets is ‘Daisy Lowe feet’ and ‘Tesco checkout girl Goodwood’
That’s a new one. Boobs to save animals.. I’d have nothing to offer, however.
Gotta ask the dear hubby’s help for this… I’m the creative one, he the nerd. A cute one, in my eyes;)
Funny… I just track where my readers come from. Top three: USA, France and UK.
“Animal sex”. Yes, someone has come to my blog looking for animal sex. However there is no animal sex at my blog.
My analytics have been down for months, but an old favorite is “Granny Toes.” Now if Granny Toes were saving polar bears or something it might be up to par!
I have a few favorites:
“I am such a whore”
“crazy awesome genetics”
“gross disgusting pictures”
I recently got “worlds rattiest hair” and “homemade douche bottle.”
I was not thrilled.
My best was “skinners rats”! Obviously I must have used the term but I have no idea what I was talking about!
“girls in hot blue jeans”
Yes, the blue jeans are hot. The girls.. only so-so.
“wing icing”
…what?
“jello that looks like diamonds” is the weirdest so far.
Although there was something about carnival kids, too. 😉
I can’t recall any funny ones offhand, but I looked at my Feedjit and saw two standouts:
“vain you’re so Carly Simon” = Led searcher to my blog.
“when is bonne vendredi celebrated in france” = Led searcher to my featured blogger post about Mademoiselle Robot.
Oh, I do remember one that comes up now and then: “fuck alizée” = Leads searcher to any post on my blog about Alizée.
That’s all I’ve got now, though. C’est la vie.
I never investigate search terms, so I’ll leave this pastime to the professionals: you!
(pasttime?)
My one and only weird search term is “Moni latex queen”. Now, I know my nickname is Moni, and I have talked about latex… but I’m clearly (heh, no pun intended) not the Moni this person is looking for. Poor guy/gal!
Chocolate. It is one of the top 10 words every. single. day. And neither one of us has a clue why.
Mine are so dull compared to other people’s.
My best one is “my daily feet”, which makes me wonder what on earth they were wanting to find.
today’s were “asian profile face,” “commentluv + cheap skirts,” and “is antoine dodson rich now.”
yesterday: RICK JAMES JUMPSUIT.
I think my favorite of the bunch is clear.