I was amused to read that actors and ex-lovebirds Jude Law and Sienna Miller were spotted last week at the restaurant Emporio, home of my favorite peach sangria.
My former employer, People.com, earnestly quotes a restaurant source as saying that couple opted to sit out front rather than in a “private seat in the back of the restaurant” as they shared a pizza and a $350 bottle of red wine.
I was at Emporio with my gorgeous friend Rachel last night. Look for a report on that on People.com. It should appear there when hell freezes over. While you wait for that sign of global cooling, I will share a few bits of pertinent information. First of all, there ARE no private seats in the back of the restaurant. It’s a big open room where anyone can look right at you. A chick at the next table over, for instance, threw a shank-eye at Rachel and me as we discussed my vintage Todd Oldham skirt and Todd’s career woes. Bitch, please! It’s not my fault that Todd lost that Old Navy sinecure after 17 months.
Secondly, anyone who orders a $350 bottle of red wine at Emporio has more money than sense. It’s not the kind of place where you go for a $350 bottle of red wine. I wasn’t sure that there was a $350 bottle of wine on the wine list at all, but I forgot to check because I was traumatized by the discovery that peach sangria season is over. It is now red sangria season at Emporio. Beware! The red sangria is good but turns your tongue purple.
I kept my purple tongue out of my outfit photo in order to keep the focus on my velvet Oldham skirt. The over-the-knee Manolo boots are a few years old. Jean of Ghost Tailor altered the J. Crew sweater for me. The Virginia Woolf Whistle necklace is my own design.
One thing I’m sure is not on Emporio’s menu is this taste-bud thriller spotted by a friend traveling in Asia.
Neither is this special drink, photographed by gorgeous blogger Annie at Buckshot in San Francisco.
No matter what your poison — $350 wine, tongue-coloring sangria, Diet or Classic Cock, or something that packs a real punch — I think we can all agree on one issue: You need to vote for me to win the Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year categories in the prestigious Drysdale awards right now. Click here to do it.
Thom says
This seems a good time to mention my favourite McSweeney’s article ever: Ike Turner’s Guide to Restoring America’s Honor.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/8/9mcintyre.html
Sally says
Oh lord, I’m cracking up at my desk and attracting all sorts of coworker attention …
KD says
My anti-spam word is “HAHAHA” which I think is quite fitting. I love your skirt!!
Alice Olive says
I love that people.com’s source “earnestly” said Jude and Sienna were out front. Earnestly indeed. Please.
Ms. P&C says
See, and Juenna could have just paid me $20 and I’d have slapped both of them. Economics, people. There’s a recession on.
Love you girl!
miss j. says
Nothing like diet cock…as thick as its can. And oh, coconut milk? I’m asian but I don’t drink coconut milk. You’re supposed to cook it. Coconut juice maybe. 🙂
P.S.
Coconut juice is good for the kidneys too.
Besos!
Tina says
OMG why didn’t I invent the diet cock drink? I’m sorry that peach sangria season is over. Maybe I’ll make you some for Christmas.
Miss Janey says
Is this a “Vote & Vote often” situation? Miss J has voted, but could be persuaded to vote again. Just don’t offer her Diet Cock.
Iron Chic says
Damn, I have put on a lot of Cock weight in the last year.
Make Do Style says
They so should have demanded the peach sangria back on the menu!
The Preppy Princess says
And ‘the media’ wonders why they rank so low on the old ‘trustworthy’ index. Honestly.
You are too funny, and too cute in that skirt!
Grins & Giggles,
tp
PS: I have voted! More than once. Natch.
Alicia says
Shit like this is why you’re my favorite blogger.
I think I should serve Ike Turners at my home bar. It won’t come with a description…LOL.
Marian says
hehhehe to the witty post! love the rad velvet skirt!
how funny is the menu typo?! hilarious
xx
marian
districtofchic says
hahahaha! I’m so glad you clarified this embellishment on People’s part! And man, that skirt is divine…
Ulrika / The Freelancer's Fahshionblog says
Most votes on Blogger of the Year and Most Swearing! You go girl!
And very pleased you made the sacrifice of having you outfit photographed, those colours would brighten up any day. And you rock the over knee boots!
birdie says
“Diet Cock. Because, as Kate Moss says, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.””
Diet Cock = lite spunk? It’s all protein anyhow, right?
jayne says
thanks for the info Wendy and cute skirt!
Jennifer says
I thought Emporio was your satellite office. I recently was in the area and couldn’t think of the name so I googled WB and peach sangria and there is was. Love the skirt.
hanako66 says
I am cracking up right now.
You look beautiful! Can’t wait until I’m in NY one day (though I’ll have to time it with peach sangria season) and can share some with you!
hammie says
Is there a help wanted sign beside the bar where you get to do the face slapping? I need me some of that. xx
K-Line says
I will never be able to look at Diet Coke again.
Thumbelina Fashionista says
I saw Jude Law in Hamlet and loved his performance. He’s a hot piece of ass but looks like an equal pain in the ass to date. I wouldn’t be able to get over the constant roaming eye.
I just voted for you and it looks like you’re in the lead!
Topaz Horizon says
From a celebrity mag editor, I love the insider info on Emporio!
The skirt is fabulous, the diet cock is hilarious. My husband and I actually have a collection of funny stuff like that from our travels =)
Midtown Girl says
Did you let your hair grow longer? I love it!
Shot of Henessy & a slap in the face…priceless – ah haha!
Heading over to vote now darling 😉
XOXO
enc says
I like to stay lean, so it’s diet cock for me.
I love that skirt.
🙂
Ela says
I love that your security words often tell me what to do…today is manipedi and I am so in need of one.
How much for just the slap in the face?
I adore your skirt!
Stephanie says
I really like your skirt – it’s darling. It’s definitely something I could see myself wearing!
Ms. Smart says
you are a hoot
you are a one person party
fashion herald says
Diet Cock? No peach sangria? What the hell’s going on?! At least you are gorgeous as always in that Todd Oldham skirt.
Nubiasnonsense says
For a $350 wine bottle they should have ate somewhere else lol
Love your skirt,very groovy
Wrecked Stellar says
Fabulous skirt! And while she’s a homewrecker, I still think she’s soo pretty! xo, Mel
tris1978ton says
Cool I voted! Looks like you are in the lead in each of these categories.
Hope you win!
Market Publique says
I love your rainbow velvet skirt!!! And I agree, what the hell happened to Todd Oldham?! He went to being super rad to designing Lazy Boys… Um hello?
janettaylor says
WOW, WendyB! Love Ur skirt, dear!
P.S.: Don’t forget to enter the Ellington headband giveaway!♥
X♥X♥
karen s says
diet cock? what is that? if it’s the slim version, no thank you! i pass on skinny cock.
sharon rose says
Another fabulously funny post and I just adore this outfit, the skirt and boots are just totally gorgeous!
Kristin says
Ohhhhh Sienna…will she never learn? And no peach sangria when I come??? A purple tongue will have to do. Ah ha
Miss Cavendish says
Too funny! Where did I recently see an article on Todd? The NYT mag, perhaps? Or NY mag? His new beard unnerved me. Mr. C continually threatens to grow such a Victorian beard; I have promised, in turn, to clip it while he sleeps.
daisychain says
Hello, I love your skirt. A lot.
qin says
Lovely skirt!I love the print 🙂
Allure says
I didn’t know they were back together…
thebeautyfile says
Love that my spam word was “manolo”
Um, this is going to sound so weird and stalkerish, but is the first initial of your friend, Rachel’s last name, “A”? I only ask because I know a Rachel that works for People Style Watch and I wanted to see if this is the same person?! I’m a tad bit creepy…haha!
Are you going to the BlogHer holiday party thing tonight?? I’d love to meet you!
Romeika says
Love the skirt! And you gotta my vote;)
Sher says
At least we can rely on you to set us straight on the true story 😉 Love your skirt! Why? because of colors!
Ps I voted, and everyone here and their brothers LOL!
walkthesand says
LOVE your skirt. It’s awesome.
x
http://walkthesand.blogspot.com
Elizabeth Marie says
Sangria and Classic Cock. I am dying.
You look GORGEOUS.
fashiontherapist says
Funny – I was just talking about Sienna Miller and Jude Law the other day because I actually really thought they were cute together.
savvygal says
I will only order $350 wine in a restaurant if I am not paying for it. : ) I voted for you already. xoxo good luck.
Keith says
This is such a great post. This is my first time here at your blog. I found it through someone else’s blog. Very ultra cool. Cheers!
I. Grace says
The next time I pick up a diet coke, I might just giggle. How could I ever explain this to friends and co-workers?!?! I’ll just refer them to your site then. =)
That’s so funny about the resto not having a private back section. First read about this from Perez Hilton’s but obviously, you know more than their team! =)
Will vote for you soon here!