I recently mentioned that someone left a comment on my blog that referred to me as a “wrinkly slut.” (The comment included the demand: “Explain yourself.” Um, what? According to you, I’m wrinkly and a slut. What don’t you understand?) As I said in that earlier post, I thought “Wrinkly Slut” would be a great name for a cocktail, so my gorgeous friend Tina helpfully invented the Wrinkly Slut margarita in my honor. Tina has just started a blog called The Occasional Cook and the very first post is the recipe for the Wrinkly Slut. We want the Wrinkly Slut to be a drinking craze that sweeps the nation, so please check out Tina’s post to get the recipe so you can demand the Slut from your local barkeep. Anyone who leaves Tina a nice comment gets extra credit.
Another gorgeous blogger who was inspired to new creative heights by my wrinkly slut comment is Denise of The Swelle Life. The fact that she spoke about me so kindly in a post that includes a reference to her Nana’s foot creme made me all verklempt!
UPDATED TO ADD: Perhaps Angela, who was an early proponent of creating a Wrinkly Slut cocktail, will share her recipe for the cranberry-garnished version that I wrote about here. Keep an eye on her blog.
TheSundayBest says
You say drink name, I say 80’s post punk outfit.
Sister Wolf says
Haha! You’re meshugennah, I like it.
Again, I have yet to be called a wrinkly slut. Why??
janettaylor says
YAY! YUMMY!
😀
XoXo
Sharon Rose says
Hi there-that looks delicious!!
_nina_malvada_ says
huhuhu..i like your reaction…
katrocket says
That photo is wonderful! Looks like I might have to throw a “Wrinkly Slut” party for my friends this summer!
FB @ FabulouslyBroke.com says
Well.. at least the insult was original and in two parts?
I’ve seriously never heard an insult like “wrinkly slut explain yourself!” before…
Actually, that could be an interesting rap song.
KIRAFASHION says
Yes, It does!!!
you are gorgeous Wendy!
enc says
That is a great-looking drink with the Best.Name.Ever!
La Belette Rouge says
I would much rather enjoy a Wrinkly Slut over a Skinny Girl Margarita. I like to feel superior to the name of the cocktail I am imbibing.
Gorgeous drink and blogger.:-)
Sal says
I wish I had me a Wrinkly Slut right now!
jayne says
the drink does look fabulous, I’d want one right now if I was actually 21 haha
Miss Janey says
Miss J cannot speak to Miss Wendy’s sexual comportment- she knows her not in that way. But Miss J can say that she has seen MANY pictures of WendyB and one thing she is NOT is wrinkly. So F the scabby whore who says she is!
And feel free to create the drink the Scabby Whore next…
PrettyInBlack says
You most certainly are not wrinkly. And I don’t know you but I’m pretty sure that you are no tramp. I really love that you reacted with creativity. So admirable.
The tag is a tall order indeed. Z tagged me with it two months ago.
KIRAFASHION says
Wendy!
I mentined you at my tagging post 😉
Kisses and hugs girl!
lisa says
I can’t wait to have a Wrinkly Slut!
Delmy says
LOL>..Funny name
Make Do Style or Film Upstart says
Knockout! I’m loving the chilli -bet its gives a wrinkly slut va va voom!
the iron chic says
What post were they commenting on? Do you usually erase negative comments? Just curious….way to take back Wrinkly Slut!
Duchesse says
Somebody out there feels compelled to be mean. Don’t you dare call our girl wrinkly.
Suze says
All right – if you insist I will drink it.
Imelda Matt - The Despotic Queen of Shoes says
You need a celebrity patron to really fire this up…may I suggest Donatella Versace!
Lynette says
That photo of the drink is so neat! It looks like The Wrinkly Slut’s sort of doing the tongue-in-cheek thing while simultaneously sticking out her tongue. Take that, you out-of-line-commenter!
39th and Broadway says
OMG I finally got a working blogger ID and can comment! I’m so freaking excited!
Love the blog, from a fellow wrinkly slut!
Swell Vintage - Frankie says
Genius! x
Super Kawaii Mama says
I’m thinking that Angela needs to offer a t-shirt as well, “I love me a wrinkly slut.” Top notch!