The people at Orna & Rinat Jewelry keep spamming my comment section. They just did it again although I had emailed them and warned them to stop, receiving this amusingly ESL answer from them on April 11:
Sorry
I stop to send you info about my site
eran
Eran, you promised that you would “stop to send info” yet you continue to send info. Well, I looked at your site, Eran. I hope this is the kind of publicity you are looking for:
- Orna & Rinat Jewelry is fucking ugly.
- Orna & Rinat Jewelry has a fucking ugly site.
- I don’t care if Madonna has bought your bad-taste, rip-off Kabbalah jewelry, Orna & Rinat. It’s still fucking ugly.
- I hope Orna & Rinat winds up with Heather Mills as a client, because fucking ugly and batshit crazy are a delightful combination.
- Orna & Rinat should stop spamming people’s blogs.
If anyone wants to see this crappy jewelry, this is probably a good source.
Isn’t it funny that Google accused me of being spam, yet I’m the one being spammed? Yeah, I didn’t think so either. (Don’t go looking for the comments, my peeps. I delete them.)
Fuck! I have to go look at some lolcats so I can get back to my happy place.
Even when you’re pissed, you’re still pretty funny. And yes, LOLcats is a good place to go when you’re pissed. I like the one with the cat that says “oh hold up girl are those shoes on sale?!?”
Yes, yes, yes, comment spam is the ultimate blogging curse. I hope this does the job of eliminating them.
you made my morning with this post, Heather Mills and this company would probably go well together…a big collective boo now…
PAHAHA!
Wendy, see what you made me do? You made go check out the fugly arse jewelry and now my eyes are dripping puss. I hate you! Hee!
first off thanks for commenting on my blog! this post was funny – i guess many people (like me) will look at orna&rinat jewelry’s website to see how ugly it is so this is publicity too, although i guess they would have liked you to have written how wonderful their things are ^^
and omg, the response e-mail they sent you is pretty poor ^^
It’s like they designed that Kabbalah
stuff specifically for the trend factor- shameless.
i hear ya! i totally hat spam comments! you try to make it easy for fellow bloggers and readers to post comments and you just wind up getting spammed. so unfair…
I shamefully admit to checking out their stuff, and your review is spot-on, Wendy! The faux-religious jewelry is the worst.
Maybe Britney Spears will “borrow” some of their jewelry for a photo shoot.
LOLCats do make it all better!
Lurv them!
Lurv
Poochie
Shoot, i get scared when you get angry!
OMG Wendy, that “jewelry” site is horrible!!!! I’m gonna have some nightmares tonight, believe me
You’re funny when you’re pissed off. Hope you got back to your happy place. (P.S. That “this” link is SCAAARY times 3)
That is so rude of them! But I must admit this post was amusing!
Love your moxie here!
LOVE IT!
This is perhaps the best response to spammers I’ve ever seen. You rock.
Miss J Googled “Orna & Rinat Jewelry”. WendyB’s site is the first thing listed: “Wendy Brandes Jewelry: No Such Thing as Bad Publicity? Let’s Test!”
Their own ugly blog doesn’t even come up first.
Hahaha. Suck it spammers!
Eew. There stuff IS fug. Miss Janey’s pups have better looking collars….
hello!
nice post!
about the miss, yesterday night happened the contest to choose the miss brazil and the one who won will contest with miss texas…luck for the best 🙂
a kiss and a hug,
thanks a lot for passing,
keep in touch,
Kira
how obnoxious!
I actually tasted spam once as a kid, and as I remember I kinda liked it.
How about posts talking about how much the rest of us would like to be like you? I do what I can.
Etoilee8, ha! That’s a brilliant one. Oh, what the heck, I love them all.
Bronwyn, I am the spam avenger!
Kate, thanks for joining my booing section.
Lynn, so don’t make me angry 😉
Miss Janey, I saw that too! LOL! I almost feel a little bad (because I’m too nice) but I warned them to stop spamming me! Now they have to face the consequences.
Natasha, that made me LOL. We’ll keep that our little secret.
PAD, somehow it didn’t surprise me that the Cheeto dude was your hero. Not one little bit. How do you feel about the Burger King?
To everyone else, I’m glad you were all amused! And I feel so much better now that I vented!
I get so tired of spammers! I found a way to block ip addresses, but I still allow anonymous comments, so sometimes I get an anonymous saying “thank you for deleting me.” I ought to reply, “you’re welcome, don’t make me do more!”
How long in Paris!!!!
Take plenty of $$$
Worthless like the Deushmark of yore lemme tell ya!
haha, spam pisses me no end. I need to take a leaf from your book.
I took a shot every time you said fuck and I am wasted! In my “Wendy B Drinking Game™,” I finish the bottle when you wish Heather Mills on someone.
The Pig is on his way to calm you in case of future Spam-related episodes.
I like any member of burger royalty.
OMG wendy that is so terrible, I had that happen a while back and I emailed the user everythign was rectified, I’m sorry to hear that didn’t happen in your case. The internet world is crazy, sometimes you just have to ignore stuff and go with it, but yes it’s easier said then done. I don’t know why google marked you as spam…sooo strange, maybe somebody has done something???
As usual, you cracked me out with this one miss wendy. I couldn’t help laughing my lungs out, i was crying! Oran and whatever (what a silly name for a jewellery brand, isn’t it?) must be red with embarrassment right now.
This should be a lesson to all you B*ches out there—Don’t mess with Mistress Wu, I mean Miss Wendy Brandes!!!!
Spain loves Wendy B.
Besos!
ahahah, you have me literally laughing out loud “I don’t care if Madonna has bought your bad-taste, rip-off Kabbalah jewelry… It’s still fucking ugly” oh man priceless. beautiful piece i must say. sorry for finding so much joy during a maddening rant. but its just so true that its funny. love it. down with spammers and false accusations of spamming…
-Steph
Wow, how absolutely crappy! I love a good rant, though, and this one is top shelf. Plus, it forced me onto lolcats, and that was great.
You tell it like it is WendyB! Hilarious, illuminating post. K
virtual ass kicking! no one messes with wendy! 🙂
WendyB, honey, I hope you are right back in your happy place where you belong. Mama and Duncan do, too.
All you need to know about this great company can be found on its website (ironically, your post on them comes up BEFORE the actual site when you Google.)
“The energy of these two gifted designers creates an exciting fashion trendy jewelry with a promise of a worldwide brand.”
Uh…yeah.
Wow. You’re fucking awesome.