People have been hunting for Osama Bin Laden for years, but he is nowhere to be found. This can only mean one thing. He’s in the same “safe place” where I put months of bank statements, two inexpensive necklaces and my thigh-high black suede boots. All we need to do is find that place and we’ll have him.
I just know that jackhole is wearing my necklaces and boots and chortling over my financial situation whenever he’s not making obnoxious videos or snacking on delicious food items he finds in his beard.

Often my safe place reveals itself after I’ve replaced the item. 😉
So, I think you definitely need new boots!!
So, Other Wendy, you’re saying if I get new boots I can save the world!
Well, if that’s not a reason to go shopping, I don’t know what is!
He probably has Miss Janey’s girlish figure with him,too. It disappeared about the time he went into hiding.
Those boots look like those dogs with the squishy wrinkled faces.
Woot! Shar-Pei boots. It would be good to wear them if your feet hurt, because then you could say, “My dogs are really barking” and it would be so amusing. Or not.
Oh, no! This is hilarious!!!
He must be wearing Scary Fish Shaped Shoes there (over the boots, of course), because that must be the only place where they’re sold!
I also wonder what he is doing there with my iPAQ’s old stylus.
My fish shoe problem explained at last!
Oh, no! I’d thought your quest would go on forever.
But you can happily switch to the new quest…..
Don’t worry, Olga, I will never give up on fish shoes.
Your boots and necklaces are probably hiding inthwe same place as my self respect and pride. If you find them, will you please let me know?
Well as long as he’s not wearing the gold latex. Also when you find him, please tell him to return my missing earring. It’s the loopy looking one – he’ll know.
Hahaha I laughed at this whole post.
hmm, this is a great treatment for a fantasy novel. let’s co-author it, Wendy. (We could use the title “the place where Scary Fish Shaped Shoe warriors go”.)
I’m serious about the novel!!!
Don’t worry, Chard…I’m sure my dignity is keeping them company. Wait…I never had any. Never mind!
that guy is such a bastard. he has one of each of my daughters matching hair bows, 6 dozen mismated socks, my true life’s ambition, and my maid. he deserves to be tortured prior to death.
In answer to your question, the other things were weed, a lighter, and a bowl. I can’t put that on my blog though, especially now that my parents are reading it. So yeah, $32 down the drain…haha.
Ha ha! I figured as much, you bad girl. You know, your parents might figure as much too. Be careful!
haha! I bet Osama is looking good, at least.
Was that blasphemous?
Ooooo…those look just LIKE the boots I wore to my company Christmas party!!!!
I briefly considered stabbing my Sales Manager Bitch from Hell in the eye with my stiletto but then I thought “No.. blood is such a pain to get out of suede” hee..hee…
Better boots have wrinkles than foreheads.
You dont have to need a boot to buy it! you can buy it just because u want it!
LOL @ “boots that need botox” ! 😀
you are the wittiest wendy!
*chortles at the idea of Osama bin Laden doing his best Christmas tree impression with Wendy’s necklaces and sexy boots*…d’you think he’ll totter?
probably that bitch has all our damn forks (I know!), and my freaking towels…
haha your humor is unparalleled, and as if I really need to say this, but YES to those boots.