Check out Boobie Wars!*
I don’t think I should enter. No one can compete with my amazing bosom. It wouldn’t be fair.
Wanna participate? Here are the rules. They don’t seem to be gender-specific, so let’s see if any of you boys out there have man-boobs to rival General Zod‘s.
Kneel before Zod‘s cleavage!
*This one’s for you, Eben Shapiro.
PinkPiddyPaws says
Oh girl…. YOU *SO* have to enter now.. You can’t thrown down a gauntlet like that and *not* pick it up.
Come on babe.. put your Boobies where your mouth is.. ha..ha.ha.. (or would that be your husbands job? hee..hee..) ;D
WendyB says
I’ll think about it, PinkPervyPaws!
Stacy says
Toot! Toot!
That’s the sound of you tooting your own horn.
And rightly so!
Great boobies and confidence.
WendyB says
I owe it all to Hollywood Fashion Tape, Stacy!
Practically Perfect In Every Way says
you totally should have hung out with me at the dr. today. we could have been felt up together and then gone to lunch and then looking for creature based high heels.
WendyB says
PPIEW, I bet you could submit a very impressive entry to the Boobie Wars right now.
enc says
In that dress, you have to enter.
Come on!
yournamehere says
You should enter.
AsianCajuns says
Boobie wars – that’s great. What would we do without the internet?
You should totally enter!
jennine says
oh no… hollywood fashion tape can only do so much… you have to enter!
The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: says
I already feel like a winner, but if I posted a picture of my rack on my blog – bra or no – my husband would take the internet out of the house.
You look quite fetching with your cleavage and your big grin.
The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: says
I already feel like a winner, but if I posted a picture of my rack on my blog – bra or no – my husband would take the internet out of the house.
You look quite fetching with your cleavage and your big grin.
The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: says
I already feel like a winner, but if I posted a picture of my rack on my blog – bra or no – my husband would take the internet out of the house.
You look quite fetching with your cleavage and your big grin.
Blue Floppy Hat says
Great pair, Wendy! Great dress, too 🙂
Susie Bubble says
You’re absolutely right…. you can’t really put other boobies to shame with your own…..
Miss J. says
hahaha. Wendy, I will spam email the whole world to vote for you and I will crash Pamela Anderson’s computer if she dares try to participate!
Shaz says
i agree…you shouldn’t enter! you would just be stating the obvious…and people who state the obvious aren’t smart people
WendyB says
Lunch Lady…is that because you have huge hooters like Bottle Blonde? If so, please share!
LOL, Miss J, but what if Coco enters? I’m doomed.
Shaz, I try to stick to stating the obscure/unbelievable/untrue.
Miss Janey says
Miss Janey’s got some big cans. Maybe she’ll enter, too. Is there a major award?
pistols at dawn says
I just want to sit back and watch this discussion on boobs. I can’t afford the strip club, so this’ll have to do.
discothequechic says
Funny stuff, I’m afraid that I don’t think I’ll be able to participate in this war though, not without the advantage of a good few years of duct tape and some chicken fillets!
Google analytics is a fantastic guilty pleasure, especially when it comes to keyword searches.
Someone looking for Serbian Prostitutes may have been a little disappointed when they “stumbled” across my blog”
WendyB says
PAD, but drinks cost $15 here.
DC, er, that wasn’t me! I only search for Lithuanian prostitutes. Honest!