I suddenly realized that my new catalog, like the Abominable Snowman, is spoken of but never seen. If you would like to receive a PDF of the catalog, send an email to wbjewelry at hotmail dot com. The catalog is a much better representation of my recent work than the Gigi Caron site, which has been left to its own devices while I concentrate on a new Wendy Brandes Jewelry site.
Speaking of monsters, I just got the following email from my dear friend, Nadine T. Bartley: “Don’t miss it out! Grow a monster in your pants for New Year!” Thanks, Nadine! I would hate to miss it out and ring in 2008 without a pants monster. As the saying goes, “No pants monster on New Year’s means seven years of bad luck.” Also, “Step on a non-New Year’s-celebrating pants monster and break your mother’s back.” I am still investigating whether Nadine is related to the Murdock/h family MegaDik empire. Stay tuned.
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Funny guy!
thanks so much for passing,always!!!
a kiss, sweetie!
Aw cuteeee!
Idk my opinion on Fergie is always back and forth, negative, postive.
Without the pee.
Or sweat?
Yuckers.
xoxoxo
Love the Abominable Snowman, especially once he is transformed, thanks to dentistry, into a humble bumble!
Congrats on the completion of the catalog!
Grow a monster in your pants ???/
Scary thought !!!
Haha ive missed your blogs wendy!
Welcome back, Victor.
You’re selling yetis?
You didn’t think I was selling Mothras, did you? Jesus! Yetis and Godzillas only! How many times do I have to tell you people! The dude on the next corner sels Mothras.
I don’t want a monster in my pants! 🙂 Even if it’s cute!
Hehe, funny.
C.
now there is a FILF!!! i’ll bet he has a new years monster in his pants with your name on it.
there is a stamp idea for you – monster privates with “WENDY B JEWELRY” tattooed on his junk!!
ps. you put the “fun” in functional
You’re hilarious Wendy. That monster is adorable – Monster Crush!
What’s a pants monster? And why is everything going over my head lately?
Is this offer open to men? New Year’s Eve, booze, pants monsters…oy, my aching head.
LOL!
I would love to get your catalog! I’m emailing you right now! 🙂
Damn, no wonder my life hasn’t been the same since the 2002 Monster-less pants incident. Or was that the pants-less monster incident. It’s all foggy.
Well played, miss. I look forward to next year’s Rodan line.
nadine sounds like soooo much fun 😉
wendy you will look damn sexy with a monster in your pants! it will take “wendy’s tit” searches to a whole new level