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Mythological Creatures

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I suddenly realized that my new catalog, like the Abominable Snowman, is spoken of but never seen. If you would like to receive a PDF of the catalog, send an email to wbjewelry at hotmail dot com. The catalog is a much better representation of my recent work than the Gigi Caron site, which has been left to its own devices while I concentrate on a new Wendy Brandes Jewelry site.

Speaking of monsters, I just got the following email from my dear friend, Nadine T. Bartley: “Don’t miss it out! Grow a monster in your pants for New Year!” Thanks, Nadine! I would hate to miss it out and ring in 2008 without a pants monster. As the saying goes, “No pants monster on New Year’s means seven years of bad luck.” Also, “Step on a non-New Year’s-celebrating pants monster and break your mother’s back.” I am still investigating whether Nadine is related to the Murdock/h family MegaDik empire. Stay tuned.

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  2. Aw cuteeee!

    Idk my opinion on Fergie is always back and forth, negative, postive.

    Without the pee.

    Or sweat?

    Yuckers.

    xoxoxo

  3. Love the Abominable Snowman, especially once he is transformed, thanks to dentistry, into a humble bumble!

    Congrats on the completion of the catalog!

  8. You didn’t think I was selling Mothras, did you? Jesus! Yetis and Godzillas only! How many times do I have to tell you people! The dude on the next corner sels Mothras.

  11. now there is a FILF!!! i’ll bet he has a new years monster in his pants with your name on it.

    there is a stamp idea for you – monster privates with “WENDY B JEWELRY” tattooed on his junk!!

    ps. you put the “fun” in functional

  14. Is this offer open to men? New Year’s Eve, booze, pants monsters…oy, my aching head.

  17. Damn, no wonder my life hasn’t been the same since the 2002 Monster-less pants incident. Or was that the pants-less monster incident. It’s all foggy.

  20. wendy you will look damn sexy with a monster in your pants! it will take “wendy’s tit” searches to a whole new level