Yep! The boob bow is the new hot thing. First it was the butt bow. Now it’s the boob bow.
This boob bow was brought to you by Luxx Magazine, published by the Times of London, part of the Murdock/h MegaEmpire.
Speaking of MegaEmpires, did I not tell you that Google was going to punish me? It just so happened to be in our previous boob bows discussion. If you Google my name today, this very blog has plunged from the third result (its best ever) to the eighteenth result. Ahead of it: Jane’s reference to me on her now-dormant blog, my wedding announcement from 2001, two book reviews I did in 1998, and an item about a dinner I attended in 2006. Peeps! Help me out. I’m trying to sell jewelry, not 10-year-old books.
UPDATED TO ADD: Bag bow!
Gotta check out that Mag!
Very nice cover! Your posts are allways fun to read!
oooooooooooo google is pissed at you! send them some jewelry of a megadick.
i’ve tried to help your google searches, i think it will totally help you with the porn crowd!
I’ve gotten five “cunt jewelry” searches lately, which, to my delight, are matched by five searches for “WendyB tits.” Um…yay??? When I see “WendyB chimichanga” I am really going to regret some of my blogging topics.
not that those aren’t um… lovely, but i did try to be a tad more creative than that. although those are resume quality filler.
I knew you should have patented it!!
boob bow, butt bow, are you trying to kill me? I nearly died chortling into my green tea;)
I am not sure about the boobs bow, but I am so sorry and confused about the Google thing you mention, I don’t get why they have to punish you like that. Anyway, we’ll support you;)
Thanks, Atelier. In all seriousness, it really does suck to have a business and be disappearing in Google. Luckily my old Gigi Caron site is still occupying the top two spots under my name. However, one time I Googled that and it had disappeared completely. Like, not in the top 20 pages. It was very scary and I had no idea how long it had been like that. That’s why I Google myself once a week now or so, just to make sure I haven’t dropped off the face of the earth.
snort- you said “google myself”
Please tell me the boob bow comes with a warning: Caution, while ye will look most fashion foward, the boob bow may also eat your arms.
I’m not even in the top 10 under my own name – at least your sites are you-related. I can’t believe I’m less famous than a collegiate women’s volleyball player.
Of course, I also don’t have a business, other than being bitter about being less famous than a collegiate women’s volleyball player.
I should point out how pissed the “other” Wendy Brandes must be. Because there’s another one, in New York, and she does all these things that like, help children and stuff. Instead of making expensive jewelry and blogging about ancient Chinese sex secrets. She’s going to be bitter. Tsk tsk.
wow!! i love the cover but is it me or does that bow look a little bit lopsided? lol.
Is this the top half of a BOW bikini…?
I’d love to see the bottom half 🙂
ohh sorry about the whole google thing. however, i really do like the cover of the magazine, including the boob bow and all.
i don’t know where to find that mag , but i loooove the cover <3
someone call Kiera Knightley!