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  1. Please show us some sketches of meerkat jewelry. ^_^ Who would want to see/buy/wear the last three???

  3. TCH, I like to imagine that my idols, Coco and Ice-T, are browsing my blog in the hope of finding some elegant ass jewelry.

  5. 60’s blow jewelry…. that’s my fav.
    What’s up with women in their 60’s?? i have so many searchings with that number too…
    So ladies, we are very desirable in our 60’s!! 🙂 Pls take note

  10. What about Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin jewelry! Jimmy Page and his famous guitar can be a kick-ass piece!

  11. at first i thought you meant jewelry with meerkat images.. not jewelry for meerkats!

    but maybe you did, now i’m confused! haha

  12. Hola, Pakous! GG and BB: Yes, I’m sure the searchers mean 1960s jewelry, but I love Bobble-Bee’s interpretation. It gives us all something to look forward to! Bunny, your interpretation is correct (I’m sure, though who really knows what goes on in a Googler’s mind?) but I am much more amused by the idea of meerkats wearing jewelry. Bottleblonde, it would have been so perfect if you had said, “Like hanging ornaments off yer nipples…AS I AM DOING RIGHT NOW.” If you don’t mind, that’s how I’m going to envision you from now on.

  15. I’m literally rolling on the floor laughing right now – apropos Bottleblonde’s comment and your reply

  16. Adam Ant jewelry? That was totally Adam Ant googling himself and pretending he’s still relevant.

  17. is it bad that the meerkats are way grosser than the last 3???

    you totally know Coco and T check your blog all the time! I’ll bet T was all over you in your latex pants!

    i google myself when i’m alone(think i’ll go blind?). i could only dream that someday “cunt jewelry” will lead the masses to me.

  18. I dont know, but the “Spy” in my title always brings up either “spying on sister in [insert] bathroom/changing/fitting room” or something like “I spy camel toe” which happens to be the best camel toe watching ever I guess?

  19. Hey, what about latex leggings jewelry and Henry teh 8 jewelry? And scary fish shaped shoes jewelry? (I’d sent you the sketch, btw, feel free to publish it) :)))

  20. I dreamt about Adam Ant last night and then I came to your blog this a.m. Maybe that means that I want Adam Ant jewelry.

  21. I totally get people coming to your blog for the ass jewelry; it’s the meerkat stuff I wonder about. I also like to imagine a tribe of meerkats in the lkatest WendyB designs. Maybe you can try product placement on Meerkat Manor?

  23. meerkat jewelry – then we could all tune in to that show of theirs (discovery? animal channel?) and watch the official sponsor bask in her glow. What an audience you’d reach.

  24. Good news, peeps. I finally noticed two searches for “penis jewelry.” I was wondering why penises were being left out! I also got one search for “my husband has a tiny cock.” I wish I could trace the searcher and send her a note of condolence.

  25. aw, meerkat jewelry! my baby brother watches Meerkat hotel like my great-grandma used to watch her soaps. I’d like to see one in pearls.

  26. I just had an image of Timon from The Lion King, with a crown on…
    Google searchers…what would we laugh at/be freaked out by if it weren’t for them?

  27. I am going to wear live meerkats on New Year’s. I am using a non-toxic honey/molasses resin to stick them all over my body. Warning to all youse jealous bitches (‘specially you, Heather M.) for not thinking of it first: they bite!

  31. I’d like to order a meerkat cellphone blingy hanging thingy. And yes, I do mean for a cellphone-using meerkat who wants to stay in style.

  36. Man, WendyB, I wish I weren’t so intrigued by the “tit jewelry.” Maybe one of these days I’ll move out of the mindset of a 15-year-old boy child. Perhaps in another 27 years.

  37. Funny! You could be featured on the famous meerkat show for designing their jewelry! 😉

    (How do you find out what people googled?)