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Almost the Craziest Celeb Story Ever

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Over the weekend, I checked People.com and got the fright of my life, or at least the fright of that minute of my life. There was a story saying George Clooney had been injured in a motorcycle accident and directly under it, a story saying Britney Spears was charged in a hit-and-run. I thought, “Holy shizz! Britney ran over George!” Wouldn’t that have been incredible? However, the two stories were unrelated. I should have grabbed a screen shot, but since I didn’t, I will repost this picture of Britney Spears wearing my Borgia poison ring during a topless lesbian pool romp, because it is impossible to say “topless lesbian pool romp” too often.

I’m afraid I’m not a big fan of motorcycles ever since I saw a terrible accident involving one. Luckily everyone survived this latest incident. Get well soon, George Clooney and lady friend!

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  2. hm so let me get this straight. you design this jewelry and sell it and people buy it. So its your own business? wow that must be amazing her buying a ring from you. LOL @ “BRITNEY RAN OVER GEORGE”

    🙂

  3. OMG, that would have been a sensation!

    Now, please tell me how did the ring get picked for that photo session and how did her management pay you back for it? I’m curious 🙂

  4. I just thought I’d another one… Topless Lesbian Pool Romp! Beacuse you’re right – it’s a fun phrase to type!

  7. That would have been a good story!!Wendy,dont give up on bikes.I am a Biker babe!Actually I ride on the back with my husband!
    I love that story about the ring and you are right about Britney Spears-it does not get old!

  8. I’m not a fan of motorcycles b/c I’ve only ever encountered jerks who have their muffler (guessing, I’m about as mechanical as a hb pencil, and apparently as witty as one too) really loud or who weave in btwn cars at pointless occasions just because they can, not even b/c there’s traffic or anything.

    Though I would love me a vespa

  10. Juiciest horror gossip ever! 🙂
    Britney hits on George (or was it George hits …. ).
    (I love those TV spots with George selling coffee pads – who would have thought that the word “pad” would have such a sexy renaissance? -, and have taken to watch the commercials lately, just in case …)