Over the weekend, I checked People.com and got the fright of my life, or at least the fright of that minute of my life. There was a story saying George Clooney had been injured in a motorcycle accident and directly under it, a story saying Britney Spears was charged in a hit-and-run. I thought, “Holy shizz! Britney ran over George!” Wouldn’t that have been incredible? However, the two stories were unrelated. I should have grabbed a screen shot, but since I didn’t, I will repost this picture of Britney Spears wearing my Borgia poison ring during a topless lesbian pool romp, because it is impossible to say “topless lesbian pool romp” too often.
I’m afraid I’m not a big fan of motorcycles ever since I saw a terrible accident involving one. Luckily everyone survived this latest incident. Get well soon, George Clooney and lady friend!
Oh wow that would have been the greatest story EVER! Alas it wasn’t true, how tragic.
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hm so let me get this straight. you design this jewelry and sell it and people buy it. So its your own business? wow that must be amazing her buying a ring from you. LOL @ “BRITNEY RAN OVER GEORGE”
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OMG, that would have been a sensation!
Now, please tell me how did the ring get picked for that photo session and how did her management pay you back for it? I’m curious 🙂
I just thought I’d another one… Topless Lesbian Pool Romp! Beacuse you’re right – it’s a fun phrase to type!
Yay for Wendy! This is definitely one of the Ps of the 4Ps of Marketing. Am excited for you too!
xoxo
Hmmmm…
was there poison already in that ring?
Perhaps it’s seeping out..?
That would have been a good story!!Wendy,dont give up on bikes.I am a Biker babe!Actually I ride on the back with my husband!
I love that story about the ring and you are right about Britney Spears-it does not get old!
I’m not a fan of motorcycles b/c I’ve only ever encountered jerks who have their muffler (guessing, I’m about as mechanical as a hb pencil, and apparently as witty as one too) really loud or who weave in btwn cars at pointless occasions just because they can, not even b/c there’s traffic or anything.
Though I would love me a vespa
lol — Wendy, maybe you should write for Star Magazine!
Juiciest horror gossip ever! 🙂
Britney hits on George (or was it George hits …. ).
(I love those TV spots with George selling coffee pads – who would have thought that the word “pad” would have such a sexy renaissance? -, and have taken to watch the commercials lately, just in case …)
topless lesbian pool romp….I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.