Sunday, January 11, 2009
The editors at the glossy fashion magazines have had a hard time deciding how to approach the economic downturn. There have been some forced-sounding articles on shopping at Target and “in your closet.” It’s time to bring in Ice-T. My main pimp, looking stylish in a $100 suit, sounded off to New York Magazine about [...]
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Sunday, January 4, 2009
Thanks to gorgeous blogger LJ from SOS! Save Our Shoes for pointing out this bit of fabulousness from New York Couture. Shiny leggings…WITH BOWS! Two obsessions for the price of one.
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Friday, December 5, 2008
I don’t know how anyone picked out just 101 sexiest Coco looks for this magazine, when every second of Coco’s life is sexier than the last. There would be so much to choose from! It should be “10 million sexiest looks.”
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Sunday, August 3, 2008
The psychedelic See by Chloe dress that I posted a while ago has been ruined for me by Dlisted’s adored Phoebe Price (aka “Chicken Cutlets”). Phoebe Price is to Dlisted what Coco is to me. That’s the answer to a question on next year’s SATs, by the way: “Phoebe Price is to Dlisted as _______ [...]
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The helpful and kinktastic Asudem Latex of Doll’s Realm has fed my latex love with a link to a site (NSFW) filled with the real thing — none of that fake American Apparel stuff for Asudem, thank you very much! She particularly wanted to point out the classic tights, now on sale, but I’ve become [...]
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Sunday, April 13, 2008
…did not let me down. Heather Mills was booed at the Miss USA pageant. In less-thrilling news, Miss Texas won. Miss USA Crystle Stewart prays that Heather stays far away.She’s also asking God why her parents couldn’t spell her name correctly.
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
I was thrilled to bits to see that my girl Patti LuPone is getting rave reviews for her portrayal of Mama Rose in the Broadway revival of Gypsy. Some critics are going so far as to say that this is the best Gypsy ever. Ooh, the people on the Bernadette Peters fan forum are going [...]
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Friday, February 15, 2008
I’ve been distressed recently because my idol, Coco, is in Playboy Magazine, and while I have a free lifetime subscription to Playboy, some of you do not. I have been up nights worrying about you peeps missing out on Coco’s big moment. Well, now I can sleep easy thanks to Playboy.com and 10 milligrams of [...]
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Designers are finally taking my bow declaration to heart. Bows abound. (Nice work, Gwyneth.) Unfortunately they seem to be in the wrong place. Get those bows away from the neck and back on the butt where they belong! And since some people have asked, of course I loved Sandra Oh’s lambasted-till-someone-got-educated SAG award gown! Photo [...]
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