Friday, November 30, 2007
Penelope Cruz! The style phone is ringing for you! How dare you attempt a lolWendy bow on your gown? Penelope Cruz lolWendy kthxbai!
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Friday, November 30, 2007
My dearest friend Monika is going away for a whole month and leaving me bereft! I recently visited her in the ‘burbs and she forced me to meet her at a corner restaurant with a terrible pun for a name. I punished her by letting a hairy purple jacket chew her shoulder. I might sue [...]
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
First of all, no book club today. That’s not really due to laziness, though. I just want to do a better job on the post. I’ll be back with an empress next Thursday. My real laziness is that I would like to support other small business owners by buying some of my holiday gifts through [...]
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
While in L.A., I found these Pierre Hardy shoes on sale at Neiman Marcus. Festive! A 37 was too small. A 38 was too big. Apparently, one 37.5 exists in the universe and the store is sending it to me. I’m very particular about how shoes fit, so I suspect I will be returning this [...]
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I have a confession to make. I sneaked away to L.A. for a few days and never told y’all! I didn’t want you peeps to make a scene … all that weeping, wailing and begging me to stay is just not dignified! Snap out of it! While in L.A. , I wore some crazy Alaia [...]
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Monday, November 26, 2007
Google must think I’m an expert kisser, since recent blog traffic came from: Dogs can kiss girls She made me kiss her ass how to tell woman that you want to kiss her girl making me kiss her ass I worry about the person who Googled, “why do i always feel like something’s missing in [...]
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Monday, November 26, 2007
A while ago, in a comment, gorgeous client Applevenusian mentioned the Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber skit from Saturday Night Live. Thanks to YouTube, you can all enjoy this skit about the medieval barber who treats every ailment with a good blood-letting. This has nearly all of the best SNL players in it, including frequent [...]
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Sunday, November 25, 2007
Based on the searches that bring people to my blog, I think there may be high demand for: Meerkat jewelry Glam rock jewelry Adam Ant jewelry Beatles jewelry Batman jewelry 60s blow jewelry Tit jewelry Ass jewelry Cunt jewelry (Peeps, I’m just the messenger here.) Meerkats need more jewelry
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Friday, November 23, 2007
Terri Berry takes flight in Montauk, N.Y., in this undated photo, while I stand back and look pale. I found this at my parents’ house on Thanksgiving and thought I’d share
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Thursday, November 22, 2007
Wouldn’t it be fabulous to wear one of these on New Year’s Eve? These are clearly not for the H&M crowd, but feel free to lick the screen, then shop for budget lookalikes. Yellow for your black tie eventDolce & Gabbana, $5995, at Bergdorf Goodman(It doesn’t ship till Dec. 27! That’s cutting it close.) Classic [...]
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