Friday, January 11, 2008
I was at the gym the other day listening to My Sharona. Having graduated from college with a degree in literature, I am obviously qualified to inform you that My Sharona is poetry of the highest caliber. Do you doubt me? Consider these lyrics. “Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.Always get [...]
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Thursday, January 10, 2008
Meet Coco the cat and her giant ears. What? Were you expecting someone else? Speaking of the other Coco, I think I have found my soulmate: someone who admires her just as much as I do.
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Thursday, January 3, 2008
Holy Coco’s ass, people! You’ve come to the right place if you want to learn how to dress your Chinese dog like Ian Curtis in Kova & T latex leggings, Kanye West sunglasses, and an Anne Boleyn necklace. However, I cannot confirm whether Kelly Valen wears J. Crew sweaters. Wow! Look at my traffic! *Dedicated [...]
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Sunday, December 30, 2007
Believe it or not, this fall I missed some important moments in the life of my idol, Coco, and her ass. 10 things you can do with Coco’s ass Ass video Halloween ass I resolve to be a more diligent Coco fan in the year 2008. UPDATE TO ADD: Late-breaking Coco.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007
Special correspondent PPIEW has taken it upon herself to sum up this week’s posts in pictures, as a courtesy for those people who are reading-impaired. Big head. Little arms. Boob bow. Coco. Boob bow. Argyle. Rings that are so big you can wear them as necklaces. There. Now you’re all caught up.
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I’m in heaven! My idol, Coco, is topless in public. Her normally adoring pimp, Ice-T, doesn’t look that happy even though Coco appears to be reaching for his unit. What could be going on here? Inquiring minds want to know! Previous Coco posts: Hello, Dolly! The Fame Clock Is Ticking Obsessions: Some Old, Some New [...]
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Friday, October 5, 2007
I am in the mood to clean house . Rejoice, the cleaning mood comes but rarely. Ask my husband. Anyway, I have a few moderately priced 14K pieces that I did not design but did, of course, pick out personally to tempt my gorgeous clients. I only have one left of all of each of [...]
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Tuesday, October 2, 2007
1. Actor Sam Waterston‘s eyebrows. I think the long-time Law & Order cast member deserves three Emmys: one for him and one for each eyebrow. I always feel like the brows are acting out little plots of their own. No other eyebrows are so special. Admittedly, some people would vote for Martin Scorsese‘s. While I’m [...]
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