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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

The puppets of the play Avenue Q sang, “The Internet is for porn.”

But, according to my scientific research totally made-up numbers, only 40% of the Internet is for porn. Forty percent is for cats. Ten percent is for idiots to write irrational comments on news sites. Five percent is for very young people and one large blogging platform to misuse the word “literally.” The final five percent is for the rest of us.

I was thinking of all of this because FitzRoy the cat is killing it on Instagram lately. It’s no big thing for my Exotic Shorthair kitteh (aka The Cat in the Bowl) to get 300 likes on one of his photos. But this week, he blew past his old records. As of today, he has 861 likes on this picture!

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Now I’m wondering if he can get to 1,000. Click here to give him a like, and don’t forget to share the FitzRoy love with your porn-watching, kitteh-loving friends. Tell your porn-loving, kitteh-watching friends as well.

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10 Responses to “Kittehs (and Porn) Rule the Internet”

  1. K-Line says:

    Those numbers are absolutely scientific. I can vouch for them.

  2. My numbers soar when I feature a kitteh. FitzRoy is adorable, photogenic, and has had ballet training, I see!

  3. stacy says:

    I think your numbers are way off… cats dominate the net. At least 75% (of which FitzRoy accounts for a HUGE part).

    xo

  4. Fitzroy deserves every single “like” he gets, dear Wendy…he’s a star!!