Friday, May 3, 2013
Sex sells… and I’m buying! I can’t take my eyes off the skin-baring photo shoot former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus did for V Magazine. What’s not to love? Miley’s body is amazing, and her cropped, punk-inspired hairdo is both timely and interestingly atypical for a former tween star.
My favorite photo is this one. It’s got it all: Face! Lips! Ass jewelry!
Back in 2007, I joked about doing ass jewelry for one of my obsessions, Ice-T’s big-bottomed wife, Coco. Maybe “joked” is the wrong word, because if Coco had called and requested ass jewelry, I definitely would have made it. With that early start, I could have cornered the ass-jewelry market by now! Oh, let’s be real. The more likely outcome is that I would have spent the past six years chasing factories that knocked off my ass-jewelry designs. I waste enough time on that kind of activity as it is. It all worked out for the best.