Friday, November 18, 2011
October — aka National Breast Cancer Awareness month, aka The Month That Ruins the Color Pink for Me by Associating It With Disease and Death – is over, but that doesn’t mean we should stop obsessing about the health of our boobs. As we all know, breast self-examinations are a great idea … or not that necessary. Either way, Courtney Love cares about our health, which is why she got topless at a recent concert in Brazil to remind us to perform a monthly self-exam.
Courtney Love also cares about me personally. The days of the most popular search term for my blog being “Wendy4 purple dress” are long gone. “Legging sex” and “Courtney Love nipples” are the hot topics lately, and Courtney’s health-related public service announcement in Brazil did wonders for my traffic. If you want to see my previous coverage of Courtney’s nipples, click here. If you want to read about leggings, click here. If you want “legging sex,” whatever that is, go to YouTube. I’m sure you’ll find the fetish-y video of your dreams there.
Speaking of breast-cancer awareness gimmicks, I glanced at the television last month while MrB was watching a football game. I was thrilled to see all the players wearing pink accessories.
I thought they had all come out of the closet at once! The breast-related truth was so disappointing.