A good squirrel is one you can wear around your neck.
WendyB’s haiku-inspiring silver Squirrel Necklace is available for $125
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A bad squirrel is one that invades my personal space while I am sitting outside minding my own damn business.
“This squirrel is a little closer than normal.”
“Uh-oh, he sees me.”
“That is close enough, buddy.”
As always, don’t forget to check out my other blog
. There was a new blog post today, and if you don’t read it, I’ll tell the rabid squirrel where you live. I still have your address from when I egged your house
. Yeah, I’m playing hardball. I’m not ashamed.
UPDATED TO ADD: Note the horrible bald patches on the squirrel in the last photo. Also, I was not zooming in! He was really that close. Him and his mange.