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Thursday, June 4, 2009

When I first glimpsed this studded Balmain tank top in Bergdorf Goodman, I thought it had a menorah on it.

Furtive cell phone photo

Now I can’t get this Adam Sandler song out of my head.

That song is really very educational. I like that David Lee Roth is first on Sandler’s list of menorah-lighting Jews. Many years ago, I had a fun night out on the town with Diamond Dave after meeting him at a strip club. I wasn’t working there, fools! My friend Dave (another Dave) and I were there getting lap dances. Duh! Anyway, Roth was very smart and funny. I’d hang out with him in a topless joint any time. Call me, Diamond Dave!

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23 Responses to “Balmain for Eight Crazy Nights”

  1. K.Line says:

    Your life is so exciting.

  2. Isabel says:

    "David Lee Roth lights the menorah…"

    Ahh, Adam Sandler sings the classics.

  3. TEXTSTYLES says:

    bahaha, balmain menorahs!
    mozeltov

    *bisous*

  4. jennine says:

    omg i had to click on the david lee roth page just to make sure we were talking about the same guy… i'm so envious of you!

  5. La Belette Rouge says:

    You see menorah and I see rib cage.

  6. Tina says:

    Classic! I'm crashing the next time you hang out with DLR.

  7. Eli says:

    it kind of looks like ribs too, I hate when embellishments only cover one part and dont continue. the worst of example being flapper dresses that only have the tassles in the front half of the dress! i dont see the point of this other than being an expensive embellished graphic top.

  8. Sal says:

    I sing that song for a solid month leading up to Hanukkah.

  9. theswellelife.com says:

    You just made me blow snot!

  10. jayne says:

    i love that song lol

    and it does kind of look like a menorah

  11. Savvy Mode SG says:

    Boy, Balmain is just the designer du jour now? everyone loves the brand… i do like the top though. Does it cost an arm and a leg?

  12. miss cavendish says:

    It does look like a menorah! Or glittery ribs, like Belette mentioned. Brings new meaning to sticks-to-your-ribs! (Could be a new tagline for WB diamonds?)

  13. StyleSpy says:

    Helpless with laughter. That is all.

  14. Dream Sequins says:

    Balmain makes me go MEHHHH. But that menorah tank is hilarious. And so is Adam Sandler :D

  15. enc says:

    A menorah, that's exactly what I saw when I got a glimpse of that top!

  16. enc says:

    Hey, wait a minute! That's my picture in the thumbnail array!

  17. Hannah is Narnia's Closet says:

    hahaha hilarious post. i'd love to see a list of anyones top 5 people they'd like to go to a strip club with. it would be a companion to the ever famous "who would you invite to your dinner party" "who would you invite to a strip club" hahaha

  18. Lily G. says:

    Ha, that totally looks like a Menorah!

  19. Fashion_Loving_Stylist says:

    so like did you buy the top???

  20. Sheila says:

    Of course you have hung out with Diamond Dave. That is what Wendy B does, bitches!

    Okay, I have been trying to hold this in and it's been too frickin' hot to wear it, but I found a cashmere cardigan…and the label is Wendy B! As soon as it gets cooler I promise to wear it and I will dedicate the post to you as one of your fervent, worshipping acolyte bitches. :)

  21. WendyB says:

    LOL! Sheila, that's fantastic.

    Fashion_Loving_Stylist, most definitely not! But I got a nice Roland Mouret dress. I think they were about the same price (before the dress went on sale) but one is a fantastic dress and the other is a man's undershirt that's been bedazzled! Basically, right?

  22. Hanako66 says:

    lol!!!

  23. drollgirl says:

    ok, you have officially killed me. you hung out with diamond dave?!?!??! wow. WHAT! wow!!!!! he is such a nut!

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