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Monday, April 27, 2009

Whenever my friendly neighborhood crack dude sees me near my apartment in the late afternoon, he says, “Worked a half-day, huh?”

But who is he to criticize? Last year, he promised that he’d meet me at my office and take me to lunch. I’m still waiting for my free lunch, crack dude.

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26 Responses to “Crack Dude Thinks I’m a Slacker”

  1. Frances says:

    Haha, this happens to me all the time. I start the day at noon so when I’m locking up at just before lunch, sometimes my neighbor’s maid looks at me derisively. I feel bad for her mistress actually–I hear her leaving the house at 8 AM and she goes home 14 hours later =(

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    If I had a nickel for every crackhead who hasn’t taken me to lunch…

  3. Sharon Rose says:

    Hi there-at least yours is friendly, our one is an aggressive and abusive piece of work who expects a free lunch 24/7 from everyone else!!

  4. CuteMess says:

    aaaaaahhhahahahhaaaaaaaaa!!!

  5. MsPhilosopher says:

    Hey Wendy!!!

    Been visiting your blog for quite some time… and love it :)
    Wonderful, just like your smile!

    I was kinda happy to see you have such an interest in and knowledge of history…esp its Divas!

    I’m an Indian and so I have a little known Indian Regent to suggest to you… just to see if it piques your curiosity! And inspires you ..
    Her name’s Didda and I’m sending you the link of a wiki stub…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didda

    Hope you like it!

    Wish you good luck
    and
    God bless you :)

  6. Farren says:

    Ohman. I love neighborhood druggies. They are always very entertaining and relatively harmless. Just the other day we witnessed one walking through the drive thru. And I’m guessing she does this regularly because they served her!

  7. Brigadeiro says:

    So what is your neighbour doing near your apartment in the late afternoon? Am guessing he’s not at the office! :)
    xx

  8. CDP says:

    What’s worse than a crackhead who’s self righteous about his Protestant work ethic?

  9. cybill says:

    Honestly thats just the trouble with crack dudes, you just can’t trust them!

  10. Belle de Ville says:

    Wendy, let me know when you get that free lunch…I’m waiting to get my free lunch too.

  11. Sal says:

    Seriously. Such a hypocrite, that crack dude.

  12. Couture Carrie says:

    That is hysterical, WB!

    xoxox,
    CC

  13. Jill says:

    posting cufflinks today…my photo sucks.

  14. KT says:

    You should just buy him lunch and get it over with.

  15. fashion herald says:

    I miss my old friendly neighborhood crack guy. I’d get my free, daily outfit critique.

  16. AsianCajuns says:

    Crack Dude probably wants to take you to lunch so that he can get some WendyB jewels!

  17. Leah says:

    The security guard at my son’s school says that to me too. But he is really a nice guy, and I haven’t actually been doing much, and he saved a woman’s life last month who was hit by a car in front of the school, and he’s a Vietnam Vet. So I just smile.

  18. Little Lj says:

    Your crack dude sounds nice! My crack dude shouts abuse at me in the street. Wanna trade?

  19. Swell Vintage - Frankie says:

    Punch him whilst wearing one of your amazing rings! x

  20. Winnie says:

    Haha. I don’t think we have a neighbourhood crack dude by me which is good, because I usually work short days too!

  21. Suze says:

    When I worked in downtown PA the local crack dude always asked what I had in the bag. One time he said, from his horizontal position in front of the hospice “I’m going to kill you if you don’t give me the bag”. I told him “You’re going to have to kill me after lunch. I don’t have time right now.” He answered, “Fair enough” and went on with his resting. Crazy Crack Dudes.

  22. Marian says:

    Hope he is able to take you soon :o )
    muah x
    Marian

  23. The Clothes Horse says:

    Sounds like a real friendly guy.

  24. Shawn says:

    Hmmmm, and where does he get his crack money?

  25. Lynette says:

    Geez, you’re such a hoot, WendyB!

  26. the iron chic says:

    Haha. You run your own business so you are probably always working.

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