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Friday, February 27, 2009

Comedian Roseanne Barr (as she formerly was known; now she is just “Roseanne“) had a great line: “People say I should be more feminine – well, they can suck my dick.”

Here’s some more dick for you.


Dick in a box


Dick Cheney on Family Guy


Kathy “Knock the Dicks Out of Your Mouth” Griffin

Kathy Griffin’s famous “Suck it, Jesus” Emmy acceptance speech fits my theme too:

Dang! That’s what I wanted to say if I ever won an award. Now I’m going to have to come up with something fresh.

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34 Responses to “Just Dicking Around”

  1. Sharon Rose says:

    Hi there-well thats a lot of dick for first thing in the morning, LOL!!

  2. Brigadeiro says:

    Wendy, what a hilarious post! :D
    xx

  3. Ashe Mischief says:

    I needed a good dose of dick to get me through this dreary Friday!

  4. Deja Pseu says:

    Heh! I can never see a picture of Justin Timberlake without the whole “Dick in a Box” skit running through my head. A classic!

  5. CDP says:

    I could watch that Kathy Griffin clip 100 times. She kills me. She did a bit about her foul-mouthed Irish Catholic mother, and it was like listening to my grandmother…I missed half of it for laughing so hard.

  6. -h of candid cool says:

    I LOVE D in a box!!! Someone i work with put up a picture of them in my locker at work. And I LOVED kathy/anderson.

  7. enc says:

    Just shove your swear-ring-clad hand at the camera! That’ll speak volumes!

  8. Deirdre says:

    I love the Roseanne line so much and use it every opportunity I have.

  9. Sal says:

    Oh thank you, Wendy. I seriously, SERIOUSLY needed a dose of JT singing “Dick in a Box” today.

  10. Princess Poochie says:

    This is my favorite dick lately – from Flight of the Conchords

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t3FbYBXWDw

    Second only to Business Time!

    Luv
    Poochie

  11. KT says:

    Now THAT is balls-out funny!

  12. stef m says:

    in the spirit of this post, i will share my new favor swear word: “dickface.” try it! has a much better ring to it than “dickhead.” (and it’s just more funny.) i think you’ll like it.

  13. fashion herald says:

    love dick cheney family guy clip, and how you can hear birds singing while he’s shooting him. that’s some great dick.

  14. Jill @ Trend de la Creme says:

    ooooh, dick. my favorite thing ;)

  15. ♥ fashion chalet says:

    That is a pretty ring, thanks for the link.:)

  16. Paul Pincus says:

    lol! love dick!

  17. WendyB says:

    Who doesn’t, PaulP? Well, lesbians, I guess. That was a stupid question!

  18. BeckEye says:

    Too many people pick on Jesus. You could always say, “Eat my balls, Zeus” the next time you win an award. It has a ring to it.

  19. applevenusian says:

    Thanks for all the dick this morning, WendyB! Rock out with your cock out!

  20. Prunella Jones says:

    Dick – the cause of and solution to most of my problems. sigh.

    I heartily approve of this post!

  21. Alicia/InstantVintage says:

    <3 you for this post. LOL.

  22. Couture Carrie says:

    WB, this post is genius. I do not say this lightly: LOL!

    So many Dicks, so little time!

    That SNL skit is my fave of all time, btw!

    xoxox,
    CC

  23. lisa says:

    My favourite dick of all time has to be John Lithgow from Third Rock From The Sun. Remember that show?

  24. Stylish Thought says:

    Too funny. “Dick in a Box” is an instant classic and Kathy well how can you not love a woman that after near death plastic surgery still decided to get a tummy tuck. That takes balls, which go perfectly with dicks.

  25. KD says:

    At a camp I went to over the summer, there were two girls (my age) who were constantly singing the chorus of “Dick in a Box”. *shudder*

  26. Farren says:

    that’s a lot of dick for a friday!

  27. Aretha says:

    Dick in a box, hahahhha! It was so funny

  28. Super Kawaii Mama says:

    Kathy Griffin – My new hero!

    Oh and for a giggle my catcpha thing is “nosepici”! Seriously WTF.

  29. The Stiletto Effect says:

    Hi :)
    I don’t like Roseanne but that line rules! LOL
    Kisses
    Su

  30. Charmaine says:

    Dick in a box is hilarious… love it!

  31. Practically Perfect In Every Way says:

    if I’m pregnant now, your paying child support!

  32. Alya says:

    OMG what the hell is a spotted dick sponge pudding???

  33. La Belette Rouge says:

    Hey, what about Dick Army? That name always cracks me up and creates an image of a certain organ wearing a Army helmet.

  34. Swell Vintage - Frankie says:

    You can’t beat a good bit of dick x

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