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Friday, January 23, 2009

Why didn’t you bitches tell me that my 60-year-old, African-American identical twin was on Jimmy Kimmel Live? I would have skipped a Law & Order rerun or ten to check out security guard Veatrice Rice, whom I discovered only after she died of cancer. Someday, I hope to be remembered as Jimmy remembers Veatrice while introducing this tribute clip: “Our security guard Veatrice was not a sentimental person…but … actually she had a very foul mouth, to be honest with you.”


1:54 to John McCain: “F— you, old man! Back to you a——- in the studio.”
(Thanks to Dlisted for showing me what I missed)

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26 Responses to “Better to Have Loved and Lost”

  1. Alicia/InstantVintage says:

    We lost a soldier there, girlie…a soldier.

  2. SnapandPrint says:

    I had no idea!

    Now I am sad. :(

  3. tigerandtale says:

    Ohhhh VV. Throwing something at crazy cow alien Tyra was a highlight, she didn’t even feel it hit her forehead….oh and the use of ‘cheese penis’. What a trooper. X

  4. mymilkglassheart says:

    I had no idea she passed away! That woman was a class act! Please tell me you’ve seen the fruitcake lady on Leno! I am soooo going to be like her when I’m that old!

    RIP spunky broad!

  5. Fashion Therapist says:

    Awe she’s so hilarious.

  6. Sharon Rose says:

    Hi there-LOL, what a very funny lady!! Thanks for sharing this, I loved her Sarah Palin and shame about her non date with John McCain!!

  7. KD says:

    Oh man, I wish I had known about her! “Can I go back to being black now?” LOL.

  8. enc says:

    I didn’t know either, I was too busy cringing over “Tool Academy.”

  9. Make Do Style says:

    So funny – big thanks to dlisted who got me hooked on her, well actually dlisted has got me hooked on to many things!

  10. CDP says:

    She's awesome. I hope she rests in f*&^ing peace.

  11. cybill says:

    Oh thats so sad, what a gorgeous and very hilarious lady! Lucky you said she was your twin, at first I thought it was you.

  12. Jules says:

    Hilarious. I hope (for their sakes) there arent too many j***a***s in heaven

  13. Renaissance Woman says:

    I love the tribute…she was so funny.

  14. Dr Zibbs says:

    HA. Good stuff.

  15. Winnie says:

    Aw I’ve not heard of her before now (am in the UK) but she was hilarious, great tribute!

  16. Leonesse says:

    RIP Sassy Mama!

  17. Jen (MahaloFashion) says:

    I had no idea about her or I would have told you wendy haha

    yeah i’d love to visit you in NY, but I’m only there for 4 days, plus I’m upber shy and I suck in person. TRUST.

  18. KT says:

    I’m very sorry about the loss of your sister you had never met and quite possibly may not have been related to in any way other than being kindred souls. Time heals all wounds.

  19. Bex says:

    Whaaaat!!! She died of cancer??? Man, she was the best thing on that show next to Guillermo!!

  20. Hammie says:

    Wow, Fuck cancer anyway.
    xx

  21. Iheartfashion says:

    She’s fantastic!

  22. Girl Japan says:

    lol..oh my gosh..

  23. -h of candid cool says:

    she’s funny! i like the mccain part too

  24. TheSundayBest says:

    Easily the funniest part of Kimmel.

  25. Practically Perfect In Every Way says:

    Oh I didn’t know! I truly enjoyed her! that is sad and cancer SUCKS!

  26. Rowena says:

    Comic genius! RPop

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