… but it’s even better to win both my categories in the “prestigious” Drysdale Awards for blogging! First, I’d like to thank the little people. So, thank you, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman!
Danny and Rhea Also, thanks to all the blogging and non-blogging bitches who voted for me, albeit under duress. I will treasure my awards for Blog With the Most Pictures of the Blogger and Blog With the Most Swears always.
Finally, to my fellow nominees, I’d like to say: Kneel before WendyB! In your face, suckas! I rule! Oh, and you are all so very deserving and were worthy competitors and blah blah blah, insert more good-sport winner stuff here.
I am sadly unable to attend the glamorous awards ceremony in Chicago, but if I could attend, I’d probably look something like this at some point in the evening.
I believe this counts both as a picture of me AND a swear. Time to start my campaign for next year’s awards!
LOVE that photo! xo
Congrats!
My, what a beautiful ring!
woop woop!
At some point in the evening? I assumed you’d walk in the door that way, you foul-mouthed sailor.
Congrats.
Glamour Bitch! Congrats!
Is that the fabulous stacked ring on that middle finger? Is its nickname now the EffU ring?
Love the ring…I think that would be a great ad!
Haha, congrats!
Fucking awesome! It’s about time a bitch got some fucking recognition. My heartiest fucking congratulations.
you better be fucking thankful!! hahahahahaha
Lol congrats!
You win.
I’d just like to say “You’re welcome.” And “homina.“
Congratulations! That’s great!
LOL… congrats.
Happy New Year Wendy. I hope to see more of you and your swear words in this space…
Hi there-LOL, you soo deserve these awards and your tribute photo is just perfection!!
Legend x
Well, um, congratulations, I suppose. Although it does seem like you’re all set for world domination and maybe I shouldn’t be helping you on your way..
Congratulations!! And I must say, that is the most glamourous bird-flip I’ve ever seen.
I love your men’s skull ring but it’s not for me. I’m looking for a ring for me but can’t find anything appropriate!!!!!!!!!
xx
Aha congratulations!
You deserved both!!! Congrats!
haha! Great picture. Congrats on your awards. There’s actually an award ceremony? Wow!
Hey congrats! Want me to go accept on your behalf? Then I can bring the awards to NYC.
KT, are you in Chicago?!
You’ll sweep the categories again next year!
Well done, Miss WendyB!
Well-deserved! You blew away the competition Wendy B!
Ever so humble 🙂
Inaki, tell me what you want and I’ll make it for you.
Fuck, I didn’t know about this contest because I am such a fucking worthless slacker.
Congratulations!
No, I’m not in Chicago. I was just being a good samaritan with selfish and ulterior motives. Plus, it’s really easy to make offers you are pretty sure you won’t get taken up on!
I was nominated but didn’t win the “Fixies” as I’m calling them. I’m thinking about showing up though and maybe smashing some of the trophies. And then saying, “What???” – like I did nothing.
Yep, that’s a double whammy of a photo. Congrats on both wins!
Damn, KT, I was hoping you’d go there and kiss an awards presenter for me, and then do some one-armed push-ups.
dying over LITTLE PEOPLE.
i heart you more than should really be allowed.
congrats, the right woman won! and I think you should reconsider going to Chicago – I see you doing a good Julia Roberts at the ceremony.
Congrats on the award. That’s the nicest “flip off” photo I think I’ve ever seen!
congratulations!!!!!!!
and that red lipstick is perfecto