Time to get back to my 12th century friend, Empress Matilda. As I explained in my
first post on Matilda, she was the rightful heir to her father, Henry I of England, but upon her father’s death in 1135, Matilda’s throne was usurped by her less-competent cousin Stephen. The obstreperous English barons rallied to Stephen’s side because they couldn’t abide the idea of a woman leader.
Another strike against Matilda was her second husband, Count Geoffrey of Anjou. Anjou, a region in what is now western France, was a longtime enemy of the region of Normandy and Normans had been ruling England since 1066. Ironically, Henry I had forced an unwilling Matilda to marry Geoffrey in order to create an allegiance between the Normans of England and the Angevins, as the peeps of Anjou were called. Matilda was 11 years older than Geoffrey when they wed, and she already claimed the title of Empress thanks to her first marriage to Henry V, the Holy Roman Emperor. She wasn’t too pleased to be marrying a 15-year-old count, even if he was good-looking.
Handsome Geoffrey of Anjou was quite the ladies’ man
The counts of Anjou were notorious for their violent tempers: legend had it that they were descended from Melusine, the demon daughter of Satan. Matilda and Geoffrey argued constantly, and separated at one point, but they still managed to have three sons. In 1139, when Matilda sailed to England to pursue her inheritance, she left Geoffrey behind to conquer Normandy. And babysit.
Matilda’s finest moment came in February 1141, when her forces, led by her illegitimate half-brother Robert of Gloucester,
defeated Stephen’s army and captured Stephen. It was quickly followed by her worst moment, as the crown slipped from her hands. After her victory, Matilda declared herself “Lady of the English” and set about giving orders. She didn’t bother to bat her eyelashes at the barons — who were still dubious about a woman ruler — nor was she willing to schmooze the citizens of London who were looking for some tax breaks from their new government. Meanwhile, Stephen’s wife — also named Matilda — was coming with an army to free her husband. The unschmoozed Londoners and ornery barons went back to Stephen’s side and Empress Matilda fled without having had a coronation. When the pro-Stephen forces captured Robert of Gloucester, the empress was forced to exchange Stephen for him. Stephen was back on his throne by November 1141.
A coin with Matilda on it
I was initially disappointed by Matilda’s failure to exercise enough diplomacy to obtain the crown for which she fought so hard. I know it’s difficult to cope with the hordes of asshats, jackholes, backstabbers, users and liars who don’t deserve the time of day, but sometimes it’s necessary to play nice. Unfortunately, that’s especially true for women, who, to this day, get called all sorts of names for behavior that would be seen as “strong” in a man. On the other hand, even the uncivilized dudes on The Sopranos knew it was a good idea to kiss a guy and give him some prosciutto before killing him, so I felt like Matilda should have realized that she needed to keep her enemies close.
However, I have since decided that Matilda was emotionally exhausted from a lifetime spent coping with violent, abusive, bossy, lying men; she wanted to get down to business without having to be sweet to any more losers. Consider the main men in her life:
- Cousin Stephen: Throne-stealing asshat.
- Geoffrey of Anjou: Bad-tempered, abusive asshat husband.
- Henry I: The asshat father who betrothed Matilda to the Holy Roman Emperor when she was only 8. After the Emperor died, Henry forced Matilda to marry Geoffrey against her will. Henry usurped his throne from one brother (and might have killed another brother), so what Stephen did to Matilda might be considered payback.
- Henry V: Holy Roman Asshat. Said to be a total pill.
I think Matilda was just mad as hell and didn’t want to take it anymore. Of course, that attitude hurt her cause, but I understand why she went there. I wanted to create a piece of jewelry that honored her strength and determination, so my Matilda Necklace is a sword.
Matilda Necklace in two colors of 18K gold with sapphires and rose-cut diamonds
©Wendy Brandes 2007-2010
Photography by SquareMoose
I’m sure you’ve seen some sword pendants before. They’ve become fairly popular. But I bet you haven’t seen too many that can be pulled out of the scabbard.
Matilda Necklace (shown open)
Well, this post has gotten very long, and I haven’t even finished Matilda’s story or gotten to the book list. Tune in next week for Matilda Part III.
UPDATED TO ADD: I want to give a shout-out to my gorgeous client, Melissa O. Melissa bought the first Matilda necklace I ever made on the first day it was available. I had been wondering who was going to be badass enough to buy that necklace. Melissa, that’s who! Don’t mess with her; she’ll cut you!
Sweet!!
omg i love Matilda! not many people know about her! she was one of my idols when i was little (kinda scary huh? i thought she had the ultimate girl power and yes it was the time of the spice girls…) i would read my ‘kings and queens of england and scotland’ book obsessively when i lived in england. they had a huge page on her and i thought she was amazing for the guts she had. my other fav was Maria Fitzherbert. have no clue why they haven’t made a movie about either of them…
I think Matilda definitely qualifies for idol status, Mikkle. And I love Maria! What a fascinating story.
That is one badass necklace. I love it!
This made me giggle. :]
If only history was always this colorful! (And rich with asshats.) It would make for a more interesting history class haha.
And wow. WOW. I ADORE that necklace! How fierce
The necklace. Oh, how I want that necklace.
She had the best name I heard. And she seems so elegant and strong, with lovely jewelry taste
Wow-Matilda sure kicked ass, didn’t she? At least she didn’t stay at home, looking after the kids!! I adore your necklace, Wendy-how unique. It’s beautiful-a perfect homage to Matilda, me thinks!
wow. what a great necklace. thanks for the comment!!
xo
wow. what a great necklace. thanks for the comment!!
xo
Wow, I’m in love with Matilda Necklace.
Great work you did.
xx
I’ve always loved Matilda and her story, and that’s a beautiful piece in her honour!
Thanks for introducing me to Matilda. Awesome necklace.
You’ve outdone yourself. Gorgeous!
The scabbard is brilliant. Lovely!
I love your ballsy women of history series…and how it inspires your art! Nope, never seen a sword necklace with its own scabbard -pretty ingenious! Is this the plaited with golden hair scabbard for Lancelot
? jk. Keep it up, Wendy!
The removable scabbard is what makes this necklace awesome!
When I have a whole day free, I’m gonna have to look through your Book Club archives and read the ones I missed. I enjoy these posts.
Thank you, StyleRaven! I’m relieved I’m not boring everyone to death.
beautiful necklace!
holy moly! never carry an ugly can of mace again when you can defend yourself with this lovely thang!!!
Elissa, I think I need to use that in an advertising campaign!
You should totally make a line of flashcards to help people remember the important Royal players. “Throne-stealing asshat” will be lodged in my memory forever.
No, slides out of its scabbard!?!! That is fabulous! I really can’t wear yellow gold, though. Any plans on making a silver version?
GG, this isn’t one that I’d do in silver. There’s too much labor that goes into it. You don’t want to put excessive amounts of expensive labor into silver.
Oh girl, can you send me that necklace for my birthday? Haha, it’s beautiful! But hey, every piece of jewelry you design is.
oh those d’anjou! always making trouble in some monarchical line or another…
I think this is easily my favourite piece you’ve created. It’s unbelievable!
this is awesome!! I should post some of the jewels I made in my class to my post. My friend gave me this crucifix tht opens up to a tiny knife and on the back it says “GOD PROTECT” ;o)
Not a bad start for the sword, I have had a sword and
sabbard, bought it from a hippie guy 25 years ago here on the Westcoast of Vancouver Island BC. Mine is
the reverse of yours the scabbard is attached to the chain and the sword is the free standing part with the clip at the back not side. love to send you a picture..