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Coco AKA "Bitch, Get Over Here"

February 15, 2008 by WendyB

I’ve been distressed recently because my idol, Coco, is in Playboy Magazine, and while I have a free lifetime subscription to Playboy, some of you do not. I have been up nights worrying about you peeps missing out on Coco’s big moment. Well, now I can sleep easy thanks to Playboy.com and 10 milligrams of Ambien. Click here for an asstastic Coco interview that proves she and Ice-T are the most glorious lovers to ever couple in a club bathroom. As if there had been any doubt!

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  1. Lynn says

    February 15, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    I can’t believe she’d the same height as me. She looks tall in her pics!

    Randy girl, Coco and from the look of the interview, must be rowdy too, bwahahahaa!!

  2. jen says

    February 15, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    I’m glad you saw this! I read it and instantly was making a mental note to e-mail you it to you. Ha! Now you will forever be in my mind associated with Coco.

  3. jen says

    February 15, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    Oh so it’s not weird, I do not read Playboy !! (although one of my old bartenders paid a subscription that’s for like 10 years in advance and they won’t stop sending it to us) ahha so yeah, I saw Jezebel link to it!

  4. cotton candy says

    February 16, 2008 at 5:07 am

    i think she looks horrible although i must say, i love her hair. and you have one of the hottest dress – the one you posted in ‘a flair for the obvious’.

  5. Miss Woo says

    February 16, 2008 at 5:29 am

    Coco has very big, er, lady lumps.

  6. enc says

    February 16, 2008 at 8:08 am

    She leads an enviable life!

  7. K.Line says

    February 16, 2008 at 9:40 am

    Free subscription to Playboy… (Some bloggers have all the luck :-)!)

  8. ChiliLady says

    February 16, 2008 at 11:50 am

    I thought exactly the same as Miss Woo!

  9. Chic and Charming says

    February 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    I saw coco and ice-t on an E! special on rapper’s wifes. She was awesome…and so was her ass.

  10. pistols at dawn says

    February 16, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    If I wasn’t so lazy, I would totally go buy that issue for the articles.

    Specifically, the ones about Coco’s ass in picture form.

  11. Style Raven says

    February 16, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    I hope she was joking about the pet names.

  12. Secretista says

    February 16, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Those boobs have go to get their own zipcode.

  13. Practically Perfect In Every Way says

    February 17, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    that was an awesome interview! i wonder what their family photo album looks like???

  14. bigglassesgirl says

    February 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    I’m never quite the same after reading her words.

  15. the iron chic says

    February 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    I read this interview earlier and thought of you and your Coco love.
    You know how there are some people that you could NEVER imagine having sex?
    The opposite of that feeling for me is Coco.

  16. etoilee8 says

    February 20, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    She seems like a good enough sport but if “camel toe sporting: were an Olympic gold medal, girlfriend would take the gold.

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