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Friday, December 7, 2007

Thank you to the person who came to my blog by searching for “amazing bosom.” Finally! Someone has noticed. I’m so sick of being admired for my keen mind and dazzling personality. It’s about time people started loving me for my body.

Even Gigi wants to get a closer look!

UPDATED TO ADD: Woot! I got a “Wendy nice legs” search too.

UPDATED AGAIN: Okay, now I got “WendyB tits.” I’m not liking that one so much. It’s not very elegant! Let’s stick with “amazing bosom,” people. Or “breasticles,” if you must.

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27 Responses to “Amazing Bosom”

  1. Practically Perfect In Every Way says:

    now you just want to be treated like a piece of meat? ok that seems easy.

    NICE RACK WENDY!!!

  2. jennine says:

    oh dear god, i hope it wasn’t mothra. you know he is…
    ;)

  3. WendyB says:

    ROTFLMAO, Jennine!
    PPIEW, is it called a rack because you hang clothes from it? Just wondering.

  4. Practically Perfect In Every Way says:

    i looked it up (i think you are thinking of nordies rack – good place for dicount shoes): http://www.urbandictionary.com.....?term=rack

  5. Miss Janey says:

    We’ve noticed your bodacious breasteses before. We were just too polite to say anything.

  6. Suzanna Mars says:

    Well now, it seems you share this “amazing bosom” trait with Martine McCutcheon and some porno anime doll called an “AndyDroid.”

    In good company, missy!

  7. Patent Shoes && Rants says:

    Haha!

    Thankfull I did not find your blog by searching that.

    xoxoxoxo

  8. Katelin says:

    Haha, that’s hilarious. I love seeing how people get to my blog.

  9. bigglassesgirl says:

    lmao that’s amazing. What a feat, I think it’s even good enough for a mention on the ol’resume

  10. pistols at dawn says:

    If dudes had boobs, we’d all die from never leaving the house.

  11. G.G. says:

    Yes, your dazzling wit and keen intelligence are only a perk. Now our secret is out and you know — most of us are here in hopes of a glimpse of the magnificent bosom and gams :)

  12. WendyB says:

    Suzanna, I have always wanted my own droid, but not that annoying C3PO. He’s so neurotic. I’ll take the little fat one that whistles.

  13. riz says:

    you can add “hair” to that too – how come its always so shiny???!!! I’ve gotta get a hold of your deep conditioner!

  14. Heather says:

    the only people who search for my blog are Oscar Wilde fans if you know what I mean…

  15. Cakespy says:

    Sweet bosom fantastic! All I’ve gotten recently is “Top Pot Nutrition information”. Boring.

  16. WendyB says:

    Ha ha! The hair is a mystery, Riz. I use one of those drugstore shampoo-and-conditioner-all-in-one things. I’m pretty sure its contents include formaldehyde and rat poison. But it goes well with my lead lipsticks.

  17. Bobble Bee says:

    Hahahha :D
    The ones looking for an “amazing bosom” now finally found the piece pf work.

  18. Deirdre says:

    Alright, the gauntlet is down. I am going to have to think of a fantastic string to google to get to your site.

    Time to get the thinking cap on.

  19. WendyB says:

    I’ll be waiting for you, Deirdre!

  20. Susanna says:

    How do you feel about your bosom being called ‘bangers’?

  21. Deirdre says:

    How about “mythical latex wang”?

    “Hairy vagina with eyes” causes such a frightening and immediate visual that I’m actually shielding my eyes away as I type so I don’t have to see that phrase again.

  22. PinkPiddyPaws says:

    “breasticles” isn’t bad… :) I get most of my hits for “Crack Whore” .. ouch! Luckily.. I know that it’s because I talk about the crack whore and her half-dead crack dog that live above me! ha…ha..ha…

    Thanks for stopping by my site. Lucky for me… I took a date to my Christmas party, so no drunken sex with a co-worker! Thank GOD! Most of them are women and *NOT* the kind I would want to wake up next to with a hangover. ;)

  23. Shaz says:

    you have amazing boobage, we’ve noticed but we didnt want to say anything in the fear that you may disappear up your own backside…see were doing you a favour!

  24. evie says:

    are you kidding? i NEVER read your blog… i just look at your pictures lol

  25. WendyB says:

    Shaz, I’m glad you guys have admitted the truth of my amazing bosom at last.

  26. Micgar says:

    Ok ok-I admit I did click on the link! Well, you piqued my interest! I’m a guy, ya know!

  27. jds223 says:

    You are such a funny chica…thanks for your comment on my blog…from your fellow sister in the Nice Rack club!