When I recently confessed to pinching a flower, I didn’t realize I had a long history of floral molestation. However, incriminating photographic evidence has emerged.
Assaulting a flower in Oslo, 2007
Harassing a flower in Washington, D.C., in 1992.
Don’t tell my parole officer!
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Malcolm
You are so pretty!
You are funny.
The Bee is out!
The pixie cut looks great on you! (Also, blogger managed to pull a fast one and log me out, grrr.)
lmao @ “floral molestation”
Ahh, you had the cuttest haircut back in 1992
I wanted to say it but I guess everyone else already did. You look so cute! And your pose is so funny haha!
The flower post is fun, but what is really remarkable is how you didn’t age a month from a pic taken in 1992! WOW:-O I wanna be like you when i grow up.
i’m afraid i am just as guilty of flower molestation! i just can’t keep my hands off! 😉
Aah hibiscus… Someday i’ll link to this post, promise! You look as cute as a rosebud 🙂
Thank you for the kind comments, sweet peeps, but Debbie, do not try to be stealing my signature pose! I’m going to trademark that! 😉
love it.
your hair looks incredible short as well!
you are adorable.
i can’t think of anything else to say.
😉
Aw, thank you Jennine and Bee. (Though my family is all like, “Don’t do that hair again.”)
that’s a funny thing to discover about yourself, no? 🙂 your smile just brightened my day!
that’s a funny thing to discover about yourself, no? 🙂 your smile just brightened my day!
that’s a funny thing to discover about yourself, no? 🙂 your smile just brightened my day!
hahaha, i never thought of it as ‘flower molestation’ but now you mke me feel guilty…u certainly do have a history of it, im not sure if they have services to help people overcome flower molestation, but at the rate ur going there just might be lol..very funny post!!
This is such a funny post! It had me laughing out loud in front of my laptop like a lunatic!
You could start a club: “The Perennial Pinchers”
Ha! Jenn, that is weirdly well-timed. I saw a comic strip this weekend that portrayed three tour buses. The first was Leaf Peepers. Then there was Pumpkin Poachers and Corn Stalkers. I think my pinching tour might require just a van or even a bike built for two, rather than a whole bus.
how do you not age in 15 years????
Ha! My fellow calls me the Flora Fondler!